Always break spaghetti in half before cooking it. You don’t need all that spaghetti in one sitting, and you’ll find your packages last twice as long.

How many years is that? It was my understanding there would be no math.

Some bands can recover when one of them leaves, but king missile was never the same after losing a member

The Banal Horror of Jimmy Fallon Under the sterile blue lights of his studio, Fallon laughs endlessly at the same pseudo-jokes, rubs elbows with Trump and Sam Altman, and ushers in the death of culture.

He's the devil.

By the way, subscribe to @currentaffairs.bsky.social out of New Orleans. I do. You'll love it.

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Jeffrey Epstein was murdered in jail on the orders of President Donald J. Trump

He could ride a bike and drive a car. I believe it.

I just tell people Donald Fagen coined the term now.

Hate the Flyers, love Gritty. Very conflicted.

Ford says no one in Canada is scrutinized like he is after backtracking on $28.9M private jet purchase | CBC News Ontario Premier Doug Ford told reporters Monday that "no one in the country" is more scrutinized than he is, as he explained his government's rationale for buying a $28.9-million private jet before qu...

“Why is everyone always keeping their eye on me, the sneaky crook?”
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The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

Not a big fan of the Amerikadeutscher Volksbund myself.

I’m not even sure if I’d heard of it before now, but I’m glad she got a chance to do something like this.

And on the note of female Columbi, someone once pitched Uzo Aduba for a remake, and I’m mad it’s never happened.

Oh, and obviously Natasha Lyonne has already been a Columbo.

Mark Ruffalo and Donal Logue come to mind.

It looks particularly bad as he’s pushing for expansion of the island airport, over the objections of local groups, that he was apparently doing so specifically to accommodate his private jet.

GARLIC ARCHIE IS HERE!

Happy National Garlic Day!

Here's a garlic poem I wrote a few years back:

Jake is wearing this folded in his pocket in front of the president to demonstrate how he has himself folded and been in the pocket of the president.

How is he going to read that, Jake?

I think that while he may not be the tallest writer, Crichton might be the tallest person in history who is famous for reasons unconnected to his height.

Jules is capable of self awareness and attempting to redeem himself.

Now I see why they get along so well.

I had no idea the Industrial Revolution happened in the early 1960s.

I can’t remember if you brought up the original incarnation of the Isley Brothers. If the Pointer Sisters count, surely they do too.

July 21 1935: The Führer orders a new reception hall and ballroom to "entertain foreign diplomats" at the Chancellery. Underneath the dance floor is an air raid shelter. A 2nd deeper bunker is built next to this in 1944, where he would spend his last days as the Reich collapsed.

see, you think this is going to be one thing, which it is, but it’s also about two or three other things (some of them about settling petty grievances), all of them pretty incredible

Now that JD is calling the Pope’s Catholicism into question, I’m starting to wonder if bears even shit in the woods.