More fun with scammers

More fun with scammers

More fun with scammers

Kyrie Irving claims 86% of #NBA marriages end in divorce. I’m not sure of the source for this statistic, but we can be pretty sure that he did his own research.

“Quad God" Ilia Malinin fell twice in the Men’s Individual Figure Skating #Olympics competition. Now some of his former fans are saying they’re atheists.

#Norway won the most gold medals ever at the Winter #Olympics this year with 41. Norway has a population of 5.6 million.
If my math is right, that means the average Norwegian won seven Olympic medals.

Canada's #Olympic curling teams face accusations of cheating. Now this seems crazy. How can someone cheat at a sport where nobody on earth knows the rules?

#JackHughes lost teeth from a high-stick to the mouth before his #Olympic gold-winning goal.
Lose a tooth, get a gold medal.
This is basically the adult version of the tooth fairy.

One day there will be an #OFMD reboot and my daughter will be ready.

All #OFMD and #AdvancedChemistryMovie fans should sign up for this. And then ask Con if he wants to do an advanced chemistry sequel and if it should be called Advanced Con-istry.
Yes, that joke is as cheesy as Samba’s cheesecake.

Is it offensive when a writer writes a gay character suggesting they could turn straight? Well, great news! Chaunte improv-ed this line.

Happy #PresidentsDay! I’m pretty sure if Lincoln and Washington were alive today, both of them would think that this sexy mouse GIF is the greatest thing they ever saw.

This is what they mean by “no glove, no love”, right?

You can’t Netflix and chill tonight with our movie, but you can…
Tubi and touch booby?
Pluto and don’t be Platonic?
I’ll see myself out.

Happy #Valentine's! May your weekend involve some kissing where your lips actually touch lips. Or just spend it with #Pluribus and #OFMD's @sambaschutte.bsky.social!
Get romantic with ADVANCED CHEMISTRY this weekend, now streaming for FREE on Tubi and Pluto!
tubitv.com/movies/10003...

Who’s ready to Tubi and chill?

This mouse gif might be my favorite thing from the movie (well, other than @sambaschutte.bsky.social’s performance). What’s yours?

Yep. Happy Valentines y’all! Spend it with Samba and so many lesbians!

Thanks for the shoutout @blackgirlnerds.bsky.social !

Can #AdvancedChemistry, #ofmd and #Pluribus Star @sambaschutte.bsky.social do what the Terminator couldn’t and take down Linda Hamilton? I believe it.

Does @sambaschutte.bsky.social have 💪 emoji game? Yes, yes he does. Now stop reading this and go stream #AdvancedChemistryMovie on #Tubi for free. Every stream helps!

Advanced Chemistry (2023) A scientist injects his best friend with a compound he's created to help her stop cheating on her wife, leading to unexpected results.

#OFMD and #Pluribus star
@sambaschutte.bsky.social ‘s brilliant lead turn in #AdvancedChemistry
has just landed on #Tubi today so you can watch for free. Yes, please tell all your cheap friends who haven’t watched yet!

tubitv.com/movies/10003...

Shout out to #AdvancedChemistry and #OFMD star @sambaschutte.bsky.social for getting a shoutout from Rhea Sehorn on the #GoldenGlobes tonight! Yes, this is a shout out shout out.

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… a horrific Christmas tree murder scene. I fear that the partridge is next.

Who would’ve thought that someone who believes in Jewish space lasers could ever be naïve?

I hear the sound of footsteps on my roof. So either Santa is real or else this home invasion is real.

Never thought I’d see a glory hole in a fashion ad.

Got this from a scammer. Should I reply:
No actually I went to Uranus. It didn’t feel as good as I expected.
or
Yes, Mars. You were supposed to meet me there. Very frustrating to go that far and you didn’t show up. I’m not sure I feel comfortable making outer space travel plans with you anymore.

Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! Wasn’t expecting to have to hunt for a meal…

Who wore it better?