something something Pallas . He's just chillin
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you could be godly good at one character and still get your whole team solo'd by whoever is meta right now or by whoever has more CC abilities. its both hard to learn the game and also unrewarding to learn because brainless character kits print wins lol
and there's a select section of the roster just not worth playing because they're wet tissue paper and the meta is just Play Whoever Does Absurd Damage and win. there's not enough counterplay options so it's miserable. it's like gambling in hopes of a decent PVP experience
its incredibly difficult to learn how to build and learn characters that even I spent hours playing in 1 because every game i play is a pub stomp and 0.001% of the time there's equal matchmaking to enable actual skill gain
if anyone was curious on my thoughts on SMITE 2 after i drew porn of it; man it fucking sucks. but unfortunately its also fun. difficult little quandary there.
A whole arm
โค๏ธ(LOUD INDESCRIPT CHEERING, HOOTING, HOLLERING)
truly, the ideal manwife is just some pretty thing built like a fridge
is it worse that these are smite characters or that they're characters from two different mythos . genuinely
If you're going to draw big boobs and not let them sag like this we can't hang (cus you don't let them hang)
I don't think I'm brave enough to say who these characters are actually....
[CW for Centaur?]
No matter what version of Pallas you get, you're required to call him Pretty
anyways hello new and old follwers. i may or may not be posting incredibly niche crackship flavor art and you aren't allowed to be mean to me
woah where am i getting the surge of followers from . who are you people . hello ? did someone post about me somewhere i
[CW: Light gore, blood]
Sexual explorative mastectomy with the boyfriend...
Would anyone like to ponder the combo of dick getting squished between stomach-bulging-from-huge-dick and also fat belly with me ? anyone?
This could be Pallas if the Lotus let him retire already
someone is a little jealous about triad, maybe. perhaps.
ALSO . prior posts aren't aimed at anyone in particular. just observation
TLDR; Bigger muscles increase weight and lower flexbility and limb motion range on the beefier end. It's unfortunately, Wrong, to say Roathe Would be Beefy. He's lean. If Genshin Impact anime boys are your definition of beefy, than sure. whatever. But realistically? Nah
A guy who sprints around with a sword and pantsless with torso and leg armor needs agility and flexibility. The bodytype he has in-game is more akin to a lean sprinter and his general imposing posture and armor bulk maybe sells the illusion of being bigger. Quite frankly he's rather weirdly lithe.
Anyways to be needlessly Verbose;
The biggest muscles in Roathe's body would be arms, shoulders, back, thighs and calves. His chest nor abs wouldn't be very defined unless you want the sex appeal.
You can Jork your Hog but do not disgrace or misunderstand purpose built muscle in my house or I will bury you in verbosity akin to Montresor does Fortunato
like you can like Big Muscle Roathe idrc but if you say its Realistic to what he *should* have based on his prior Occupation. well. You're basically inviting me into your house to be autistic about body type and muscle structure because of how incorrect it would be.
It would probably be easier if my main preference of drawing him was the beefcake but my heart wouldn't be in it. It almost feels delusional to see how he looks ingame and give him anything other than like, a sprinter or swordsman body
I've genuinely accidentally conditioned myself into being so Picky about what I actually like seeing in regards to Roathe that when he's drawn too Large / Muscular in a way that I don't percieve him I just don't feel the Spark. Actual brain rot, I've got
Would anyone like to ponder the combo of dick getting squished between stomach-bulging-from-huge-dick and also fat belly with me ? anyone?
also i greatly recommend just drawing your characters with whatever body configuration you want in the moment. dont need to make a new guy, just squish that fuck around like dough. life could be a dream
Regular Pallas could still flatten Roathe like a bug by laying ontop of him but i think it'd be extra special to become a blue 2D splat from thick Pallas snuggles. compression therapy for that old man
This could be Pallas if the Lotus let him retire already