They call me Doctor Worm
Good morning, how are you?
I'm Doctor Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor, but
I am a real worm
I am an actual worm
I live like a worm

It's only a rainstorm, Murphy. When it stops, there'll be a beautiful rainbow!

It seems like all the extremism these days is making the psychics depressed. It’s so hard for people to find a happy medium.

I talked to my old granddad
As he fell into the sea
He said, "Time and tide are one thing
That no one understands"

(Spider-Men pointing) Huh, I wonder who that’s for

I am delighted to report that I now have people in my mentions discussing the sexual orientation of Mr. Michigan J. Frog; never change, Bluesky

It’s a living

Gay Frogs (Alex Jones REMIX) YouTube video by placeboing

Let’s play a classic song in celebration! youtu.be/9JRLCBb7qK8?...

the riddler: riddle me this, batman

batman: why would i riddle you? you're the riddler

the riddler: you won't. i'm going to riddle you

batman: ok. you did just say "riddle me" though

the riddler: i said riddle me this. that means i'm riddling you

batman: yeah it straight up doesn't but ok

a frog wearing a top hat is dancing on a table . Alt: a frog wearing a top hat is dancing on a table . Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime galllll…

Today is a victory for gay frogs everywhere

We must carry His spirit. It is time

We won the info wars

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My hobby is Info Wars Reenactment

cat: *sees hardwood floor* that's a bed
cat: *sees laundry rack* that's a bed
cat: *sees stairs* that's a bed
cat: *sees my head* that's a bed
cat: *sees a cat bed* what the FUCK is that??

Then again, if I was playing 3D Chess, I might decide to persuade all my competitors they needed to use the new tech that reduces productivity, generates slop, and fakes inaccurate results

and then not use it myself

I’ll be left behind by everyone who’s going backwards

👀

bsky.app/profile/tef....

“I enjoy watching the TV show The Pitt” - this is what all you The Pitt fans sound like 🙄

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INTERCOM: Will the person who suggested proposing to the bride with pot plants because they can spell “Marriage! Wanna?” please report to the front desk, report to the front desk.

ME: Oh man, what do they want this time?

Happy 4/20 from @tmbgbot.bsky.social apparently

Pumpkin Spice Sense Of Right And Wrong

HOST: Today on house hunters, this young professional is looking for a home where… the buffalo roam? And the deer and the antelope play? Sir I’m not sure that’s possible

ME: Hey, take it easy with the discouraging words

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Where a rocket ship experiment went awry
When the prototype exploded on the launching site

Joel Osteen • @JoelOsteen What you're hoping for is not way off in the distance, it's closer than you think. This is your high time. 4/20/17, 4:55 AM

John Piper • @JohnPiper "Earnestly desire the higher gifts." 1 Corinthians 12:31. Far more significant than the command to desire gifts is the command to desire! How do you obey that? This is the great question of human life. 8:00 AM • 4/20/18 • Hootsuite

… to all who celebrate

Did You Know: The historical Jesus was most likely not really born on 4/20; the early church councils changed the date to match a pre-existing pagan festival.

"When people say ‘we must move with the times’ they really mean ‘you must do it my way.’"

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓯𝓽𝓱 𝓔𝓵𝓮𝓹𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓽

Pumpkin Spice Nonsense Verse

Pumpkin Spice Laughing Gas

Pumpkin Spice Equality Before The Law

Some kind of singing. They sound like all kinds of people, right?