I got a text from this campaign today asking for money. It's a race we have no chance to win, and they cannot possibly spend my money by tomorrow. It's a great example of the type of spam political texts that everyone hates.

happy opening day to everyone except the White Sox executives who let Jason Benetti go to a division rival

Dust off those slippers. My beloved UMBC Retrievers are dancing again!!

Trying to listen for tears shed on the Hill for Kristi Noem, but I just hear Crickets

In celebration of Kristi Noem’s firing, I propose we all post our dogs named Cricket. Here is my sweet girl who passed back in 2023.

She is our new President, it’s the law.

wild for him to say this considering he was born two years after the Constitution was ratified

can't pass up a chance to vote for a domestic abuser who sexually harassed an autistic child when you get one, am I right

THAT’S RIGHT

Go Bears.

Fuck the Packers.

Abolish ICE.

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

Senator, we don't need answers. We have answers. We can literally see what happened. I understand you are limited in the levers of power you can pull, but we need to speak honestly. This was murder, and there are no "answers" we need from this administration. We can see the truth with our eyes.

I really feel like we as a society don't talk enough about the time Alex Morgan got hammered at EPCOT and threatened to call the Orlando SWAT Team. I'm not condoning that behavior; I just feel like it should occupy a larger piece of our national discourse.

the goal is killing kids
and we should say so

Investing in community-based solutions works!!!

Brandon Scott and his team, especially MONSE, Safe Streets, and other non-profit community groups have done *incredible* work.

as I have said before, the venn diagram of Congressional props and college mock trial demonstratives is a circle

BlueSky is a club for 42-year-olds with a stomach ache and no serotonin. I thought we all knew this.

the best #WeirdBaseball ever tbh

World Series Game Seven. Nothing like it.

Jerry sells the White Sox.

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

Season two of "13 Minutes" is a masterpiece, and it captures Lovell so brilliantly. Thank you for taking the time to share his words with us in such an inspiring and beautiful way.

On Jim Lovell’s passing, go listen to Season 2 of 13 Minutes to the Moon if you haven’t already. I think it’s the best season of a podcast ever made, and I don’t say that lightly.

I bought a bag. I like the bag, don't like the color. The color I like better is back in stock, so I am exchanging the bag for that color. I need help doing that at the original price I paid. So far, I've gotten three levels of AI responses to my customer service requests.

I'm returning the bag.

I could die happy if I never have to hear Dan Plesac say “Louie Robert” again.

Man, the John Schriffen / Dan Plesac booth is almost unimaginably bad.

My kingdom for Jason Benetti.

When you omit "A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South for breaking a record of an all-time baseball idol," you completely alter what Scully was describing as "marvelous." Scully was NOT just broadly marveling. He was marveling at a very specific, very important thing.

"A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South for breaking a record of an all-time baseball idol. What a marvelous moment for baseball. What a marvelous moment for Atlanta and the state of Georgia. What a marvelous moment for the country and the world.”

This was Vin Scully's call of Henry Aaron's 715th home run. Tonight Major League Baseball cut off the first sentence, starting it with the "What a marvelous moment" part because they don't want to anger the white supremacists who run our country and of whom Rob Manfred is an ardent supporter.

Absolutely criminal that no one from Andor is here.

Some great ones but Denise Gough (Dedra in Andor) clears em all