LADS: SIng happy Birthday to Sylus

Me into the mic: Happy Birthday you stupid idiot

Sylus: Its different from everyone else's

"whats your retirement plan"
"Murder, She Wrote"

On the Gilded Age theres a character named Mrs. Fish. And my brain keeps wanting them to make some sort of fish pun when shes mentioned or about.

"Mrs. Fish? Of the Hudson River Fishes?"

Baby elephant holds the caretakers hand while it falls asleep. 😴

Student: [to a sibling] Jason!

My Rotted Brain: [Heavy Rain Dad] JASON!!

Pay Brooke Richards using PayPal.Me Go to paypal.me/3dg3ydaddies and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

Need $40 Dollars For Groceries

Have some stuff for tuna sandwiches and tacos. Need a few other staple items.

paypal.me/3dg3ydaddies

This thread. I have been doing this kind of work for a very long time and I know a lot about exactly this. If you want to do misconduct reporting with scared sources going up against very powerful people, and also keep your soul, it takes time. So much time. It’s very difficult. Brain meltingly so.

somebody asked "what bipolar suicides" so:
-Robin Williams
-kurt cobain
-Vincent van Gogh
-amy winehouse
-Virginia Woolf
-sylvia plath
-Marilyn Monroe
-kate spade
-ernest Hemingway
-margot kidder
-robert carradine
-jimi Hendrix

note that these include most of the most famous suicides in history

a tricky riddle,,,,

Work in Progress: How we're tackling Sidewalk Sheds (with John Wilson) YouTube video by NYC Mayor's Office

No one likes unnecessary scaffolding. Thankfully, we have a plan — and John Wilson is here to help break it down.

The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable.

The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back.

We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.

I asked myself "how do golf courses possibly afford property taxes" so I looked it up and came away convinced we could virtually eliminate the entire sport by simply removing several dumb tax loopholes

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 18

Fellow Star Wars fan: Your reasons for thinking Anakin is autistic are heinously tropey.

auDHD Me who relates to Anakin:

“Why aren’t college students protesting” stories are almost always wrong (they are protesting), omit crucial context (they were brutally punished for protesting before), and somehow suggest that 19 yr olds have more moral responsibility than elected officials three times their age

How I Used Lies About A Cartoon to Prove History Is Meaningless on the Internet By Jordan Minor

This 10 year old article about fake Street Sharks episodes was the biggest harbinger of the hellscape the internet is now: medium.com/pcmag-access...

Bro hasn't read theory (Batman Comics)

yeah. yeah. me the fuck too, my guy

@simonjadis.bsky.social is an evil space robot sent here to convince other humans that their normal foods that everyone eats are not normal.

Amazon: Do you like Down East Dickering?

Me: No I hate it and thats why I binged season 1

Men are talking down to me rn and I hate that

Me: googles romantic male names to research for one of my main characters

Google: Daryl

Creed from the Office saying "The guy was just hanging brain. What's all the fuss?"

Everyone: [Freaks out about seeing Batman's penis]

Me:

One small shit for man, one huge dump for mankind

Video: The Artemis II has the first space toilet.

Video: [goes on talking about all the cool tech the Artemis II is using]

Me: Naw I wanna know more about the space toilet

Reminder that as a corporate lobbyist, Pam Bondi represented scores of clients facing federal regulatory scrutiny — including Amazon, Uber, and GM.

She also represented the government of Qatar and ICE contractor GEO Group.

She was a walking, talking conflict of interest at the DOJ.

this is deeply distressing

Incredible footage from a United Airlines flight of the Artemis II launch.