"Waaaaaah we're living in occupied territory waaah waaaah" Christ, shut up, you sound like my 9-y.o. niece at bedtime.

The Red Sox sucked tonight and have sucked all year, so I'm cheering myself up by reading all the wingnuts flipping out about Virginia redistricting.

This is about as cynical an indictment as I can imagine. Just a ridiculous case to bring. The DOJ lawyers should be embarrassed.

So SPLC had paid informants in these groups and DOJ is going to portray them as DRRRRR FUNNELING MONEY TO EXTREMISTS DRRRRR, is how I'm reading this.

Matzah sucks, but the correct answer is always and forever gefilte fish.

"Senator, have any of us ever truly won an election? What is an election anyway, in the context of human experience, in the sense of there being both winners and losers? As Derrida told us in his seminal wo

Another Republican promise broken.

Opinion | Alan Dershowitz: Why I’m Becoming a Republican I first registered as a Democrat in 1959. The party’s hostility to Israel is too much.

Finally. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

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God am I tired.

I think it's more the "sue about everything and tie them up in court for years" thinking that Trump has, no matter how meritless.

That's the part they had nine sources for, so I wish him good luck.

He buttles very well.

Could he possibly be more obviously desperate to not get fired.

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He's making a big deal of claiming he'll file a lawsuit so Trump will think he's fighting and not fire him. My guess is this is about the last we'll hear of it until it either gets quickly dismissed or withdrawn.

What a whiny loser.

Half of #7 is in the story (the part about merchandise not being intimidating enough). The other half isn't.

Ha, yeah, I guess I could have specified.

Kash Patel Often Too Drunk To Show Up To Work, Which Is His Only Relatable Characteristic Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, but Patel is trying to prove otherwise.

Karoline Leavitt said crime is down to its lowest levels in 100 years, so obviously the article can't be correct.

www.wonkette.com/p/kash-patel...

This letter is incredible. "Director Patel can't be a drunken lout of an incompetent leader because the FBI captured #8 on the Ten Most Wanted List!" Okay. Keep going with that.

I don't have time to read this whole thing now but obviously there might be a coronary in my future after I get around to it.

Jesus, this graf.

I don't think he even ordered Congress to pay for it, just to approve building it.

Mandamused?

He's all about that gospel.

Someone just realized he's got a huge gilded penthouse that's eligible to get the shit taxed out of it.

Cookies, deodorant, socks. Iran war puts military packages in limbo Thousands of boxes sent to service members in Middle East are stuck in limbo. The Postal Service has indefinitely suspended delivery amid Iran war.

This article talks more about mail deliveries not being made, but the bigger question to me is why is the Navy not restocking the food supplies on their fucking ships.

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I did not know lack of Ballroom was keeping all past presidents from being Safe and Secure at White House events, thank you for fixing this glaring security hole that no one had noticed before, Mr. President, sir.

Hell, negative public feedback just makes the giant baby even more determined to get his way. Anyway, put this on the list of shit we need to start tearing down at 12:01 PM on January 20, 2029.