Ahead of @starfleetacademy.bsky.social’s premiere on @paramountplus.com this week, I recommend everyone view this special 9-minute Starfleet Diversity Holo-Webinar featuring the one-and-only #EmergencyTransgenderHologram.
#startrek #starfleetacademy #lgbtq #eth #standup #comedy
youtu.be/Ha6WQJdqoBk
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“Please state the nature of the gender emergency…”
#EmergencyTransgenderHologram
“Please state the nature of the gender emergency…”
#EmergencyTransgenderHologram
Ahead of @starfleetacademy.bsky.social’s premiere on @paramountplus.com this week, I recommend everyone view this special 9-minute Starfleet Diversity Holo-Webinar featuring the one-and-only #EmergencyTransgenderHologram.
#startrek #starfleetacademy #lgbtq #eth #standup #comedy
youtu.be/Ha6WQJdqoBk
Hi, thanks @thisisspiffy.bsky.social!
Sent Solzy my test strip pic yesterday, bummed. Was Flu A, not COVID (& had both vaxxes); recovering now ❤️🩹!
Since laughing is more fun than crying, take nine minutes to watch me in my original Starfleet Diversity Holo-Webinar act.
youtu.be/Ha6WQJdqoBk?...
@g33kymick.bsky.social Hi, saw your article in my feed. You’re kind of right but missing part:
Cetacean Operations is a joke based on TNG’s throwaway line and rumors (TRUE) that Soviets were experimenting with belugas & dolphins during the Cold War. The nod to 1986’s humpbacks comes via ST: PRODIGY.
Following her recent rescue at sea and first trip to Israel, where she was treated so nicely before being sent on a gas-guzzling flight home, Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg was seen enjoying the Coney Island Mermaid Parade.
And yes, she brought challah sandwiches!
#ConeyIslandMermaidParade
Greta is safe and heading to Israel! This is exactly how her face should look.
#FreedomFlotilla #Greta
Salzburg 2026! United by the Sound of Music!
@eurovision.tv #Eurovision #Eurovision2026
Bastards.
#HabemusPapam
The Papal Conclave has ended expediently, because Switzerland called all of its Guard back to protect the Israeli Eurovision delegation.
#HabemusPapam #Eurovison2025
@eurovision.tv
If the Pope can choose his name,
I can choose my pronouns.
#HabemusPapam #Conclave2025 #NewPope #transvisibility
Starting today, you need to present a real ID to leave the Columbia library. Coincidence?
6 of their 15 initial points are complaints about NPR/PBS reporting on trans issues.
read that again
40% of their complaints are because trans people exist.
In general red states are very bad and blue states are safe. The two states of no for being dangerous where it's actually they're actually rated do not travel there are Florida and Texas.
Transgender risk assessment map, i'm sorry, family and friends in Florida. I can never visit you. 
The surge in anti-Jewish hate has had a devasting impact on my mental health in the past 17 months. It's incredibly isolating to be a Jewish transgender woman right now.
lol people make these in photoshop every week and just confuse everyone and then nobody shows up. If you want a protest you have to physically talk to people.
“They” are systematically attacking trans people for simply existing. This is horrifying and disgusting being a trans person myself.
I guess I don’t have to plan for retirement if I’m not going to be alive.
This week, I made Trumpentaschen!
Trumptaschen?
#IYKYK
Happy Purim! May we outlive yet another evil and small viceroy.
#Trumpentaschen #Trumpentashen #Hamantaschen #Hamantashen
#Trumptashen #Trumptaschen #Purim2025 #Purim5785 #HappyPurim
Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.
There is nowhere else I’d rather be today than sitting in front of my five-month-old niece as she drifts off and awakens from a peaceful naptime.
May these crib slats be the only bars our world ever sees—and never ignores—your smile shining through.
#BringThemHomeNow #BibasFamily #StandWithIsrael
The Empire State Building does not care about trans kids. This was coincidental. I first asked them to light up in 2017 for trans rights and even got @nadler.house.gov on board. They declined.
We did get One World Trade instead.
@empirestatebldg.bsky.social
Fixed by reposting.
That’s assuming it was admitted as a single state and not subdivided. Presuming current provincial subdivisions were maintained, Prince Edward Island alone would get two senators for all of 180,000 people.
Republicans no longer have convictions,
Except the one whom they thrust back into office.
Rejected “working titles” for Section 31:
- YeohLO: A Star Trek Story
- Star Trek of the Galaxy
- Raiders of the Final Frontier
- Star Trek XIV: The Voyage Trope
- Star Trek: Indirection
Notably not the worst Star Trek movie, assuming you’ll consider it as one.🖖🏽
#StarTrek #Section31 #ParamountPlus
Rejected “working titles” for Section 31:
- YeohLO: A Star Trek Story
- Star Trek of the Galaxy
- Raiders of the Final Frontier
- Star Trek XIV: The Voyage Trope
- Star Trek: Indirection
Notably not the worst Star Trek movie, assuming you’ll consider it as one.🖖🏽
#StarTrek #Section31 #ParamountPlus
Some rejected working titles for Section 31:
- YeohLO: A Star Trek Story
- Star Trek of the Galaxy
- Raiders of the Final Frontier
- Star Trek XIV: The Voyage Trope
- Star Trek: Indirection
Notably not the worst Star Trek movie, assuming you’ll consider it one.🖖🏽 #StarTrek #Section31 #ParamountPlus
Some rejected working titles for Section 31:
- YeohLO: A Star Trek Story
- Star Trek of the Galaxy
- Raiders of the Final Frontier
- Star Trek XIV: The Voyage Trope
- Star Trek: Indirection
Notably not the worst Star Trek movie, assuming you’ll consider it one.🖖🏽 #StarTrek #Section31 #ParamountPlus