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The Emergency Transgender Hologram—A Starfleet Diversity Holo-Webinar
The Emergency Transgender Hologram—A Starfleet Diversity Holo-Webinar YouTube video by Hannah Simpson

Ahead of @starfleetacademy.bsky.social’s premiere on @paramountplus.com this week, I recommend everyone view this special 9-minute Starfleet Diversity Holo-Webinar featuring the one-and-only #EmergencyTransgenderHologram.

#startrek #starfleetacademy #lgbtq #eth #standup #comedy
youtu.be/Ha6WQJdqoBk

3 months ago 1 1 0 1

“Please state the nature of the gender emergency…”

#EmergencyTransgenderHologram

3 months ago 0 1 0 0

“Please state the nature of the gender emergency…”

#EmergencyTransgenderHologram

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The Emergency Transgender Hologram—A Starfleet Diversity Holo-Webinar
The Emergency Transgender Hologram—A Starfleet Diversity Holo-Webinar YouTube video by Hannah Simpson

Ahead of @starfleetacademy.bsky.social’s premiere on @paramountplus.com this week, I recommend everyone view this special 9-minute Starfleet Diversity Holo-Webinar featuring the one-and-only #EmergencyTransgenderHologram.

#startrek #starfleetacademy #lgbtq #eth #standup #comedy
youtu.be/Ha6WQJdqoBk

3 months ago 1 1 0 1
The Emergency Transgender Hologram—A Starfleet Diversity Holo-Webinar
The Emergency Transgender Hologram—A Starfleet Diversity Holo-Webinar YouTube video by Hannah Simpson

Hi, thanks @thisisspiffy.bsky.social!
Sent Solzy my test strip pic yesterday, bummed. Was Flu A, not COVID (& had both vaxxes); recovering now ❤️‍🩹!

Since laughing is more fun than crying, take nine minutes to watch me in my original Starfleet Diversity Holo-Webinar act.
youtu.be/Ha6WQJdqoBk?...

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

@g33kymick.bsky.social Hi, saw your article in my feed. You’re kind of right but missing part:
Cetacean Operations is a joke based on TNG’s throwaway line and rumors (TRUE) that Soviets were experimenting with belugas & dolphins during the Cold War. The nod to 1986’s humpbacks comes via ST: PRODIGY.

6 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Following her recent rescue at sea and first trip to Israel, where she was treated so nicely before being sent on a gas-guzzling flight home, Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg was seen enjoying the Coney Island Mermaid Parade.

And yes, she brought challah sandwiches!
#ConeyIslandMermaidParade

9 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Greta is safe and heading to Israel! This is exactly how her face should look.

#FreedomFlotilla #Greta

10 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Salzburg 2026! United by the Sound of Music!

@eurovision.tv #Eurovision #Eurovision2026

10 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Bastards.

#HabemusPapam

11 months ago 0 0 0 0
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The Papal Conclave has ended expediently, because Switzerland called all of its Guard back to protect the Israeli Eurovision delegation.

#HabemusPapam #Eurovison2025
@eurovision.tv

11 months ago 0 0 0 0
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If the Pope can choose his name,
I can choose my pronouns.

#HabemusPapam #Conclave2025 #NewPope #transvisibility

11 months ago 1 0 0 0

Starting today, you need to present a real ID to leave the Columbia library. Coincidence?

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11 months ago 49 15 2 1

6 of their 15 initial points are complaints about NPR/PBS reporting on trans issues.

read that again

40% of their complaints are because trans people exist.

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In general red states are very bad and blue states are safe. The two states of no for being dangerous where it's actually they're actually rated do not travel there are Florida and Texas.

In general red states are very bad and blue states are safe. The two states of no for being dangerous where it's actually they're actually rated do not travel there are Florida and Texas.

Transgender risk assessment map, i'm sorry, family and friends in Florida. I can never visit you. 

1 year ago 9 2 0 0

The surge in anti-Jewish hate has had a devasting impact on my mental health in the past 17 months. It's incredibly isolating to be a Jewish transgender woman right now.

1 year ago 38 4 5 0

lol people make these in photoshop every week and just confuse everyone and then nobody shows up. If you want a protest you have to physically talk to people.

1 year ago 4 0 1 0

“They” are systematically attacking trans people for simply existing. This is horrifying and disgusting being a trans person myself.

I guess I don’t have to plan for retirement if I’m not going to be alive.

1 year ago 5 0 0 0
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This week, I made Trumpentaschen!
Trumptaschen?

#IYKYK

Happy Purim! May we outlive yet another evil and small viceroy.

#Trumpentaschen #Trumpentashen #Hamantaschen #Hamantashen
#Trumptashen #Trumptaschen #Purim2025 #Purim5785 #HappyPurim

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.

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There is nowhere else I’d rather be today than sitting in front of my five-month-old niece as she drifts off and awakens from a peaceful naptime.

May these crib slats be the only bars our world ever sees—and never ignores—your smile shining through.

#BringThemHomeNow #BibasFamily #StandWithIsrael

1 year ago 4 2 0 0
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The Empire State Building does not care about trans kids. This was coincidental. I first asked them to light up in 2017 for trans rights and even got @nadler.house.gov on board. They declined.

We did get One World Trade instead.

@empirestatebldg.bsky.social

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Fixed by reposting.

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That’s assuming it was admitted as a single state and not subdivided. Presuming current provincial subdivisions were maintained, Prince Edward Island alone would get two senators for all of 180,000 people.

1 year ago 4 0 0 0

Republicans no longer have convictions,

Except the one whom they thrust back into office.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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Rejected “working titles” for Section 31:

- YeohLO: A Star Trek Story
- Star Trek of the Galaxy
- Raiders of the Final Frontier
- Star Trek XIV: The Voyage Trope
- Star Trek: Indirection

Notably not the worst Star Trek movie, assuming you’ll consider it as one.🖖🏽
#StarTrek #Section31 #ParamountPlus

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Rejected “working titles” for Section 31:

- YeohLO: A Star Trek Story
- Star Trek of the Galaxy
- Raiders of the Final Frontier
- Star Trek XIV: The Voyage Trope
- Star Trek: Indirection

Notably not the worst Star Trek movie, assuming you’ll consider it as one.🖖🏽
#StarTrek #Section31 #ParamountPlus

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Some rejected working titles for Section 31:

- YeohLO: A Star Trek Story
- Star Trek of the Galaxy
- Raiders of the Final Frontier
- Star Trek XIV: The Voyage Trope
- Star Trek: Indirection

Notably not the worst Star Trek movie, assuming you’ll consider it one.🖖🏽 #StarTrek #Section31 #ParamountPlus

1 year ago 3 1 0 0
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Some rejected working titles for Section 31:

- YeohLO: A Star Trek Story
- Star Trek of the Galaxy
- Raiders of the Final Frontier
- Star Trek XIV: The Voyage Trope
- Star Trek: Indirection

Notably not the worst Star Trek movie, assuming you’ll consider it one.🖖🏽 #StarTrek #Section31 #ParamountPlus

1 year ago 3 1 0 0