had a baby yesterday, her name is Lucy Artemis and she’s pretty cool

I love her and want to find blue things for her now.

wait is that a bowerbird?!!

@birdmichael.bsky.social who is this they’ve never visited before

LAAAAAUREN 🥹🥹🥹 congratulations

I really like my Emma Mattress! It’s firm, supportive and comfy. I’m a side/tummy sleeper and Sam’s a side and back sleeper and works for us!

what the fuck this is an actual animal?

kid has gotten to the level of bird knowledge where she will correct me and go ‘no that’s a boy kookaburra he has a blue tail see’

this kid has the best op shop clothes

sometimes you just have to spend $60 on ingredients to make pastitsio and get yourself out a depressive funk

I see their vision and respect that

Yeah she loves her lmao she corrects me to go ‘no it’s charli xcx mummy’ if I only call her Charli

I solved the 2/8/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:08!

what the actual fuck

1:08 for me today!

This mornings argument is that a pigeon is a type of chicken

ever tried to reason with a 2.5 year old who’s adamant a kiwi bird is a type of echidna

here’s me all stoked about 38 seconds today 😅

what the fuck Michael

tiny daughter spent her morning playing with another 2 year old at the playground making cakes with candles in the sandpit. the other kid didn’t speak any english but that didn’t stop them, it was like that episode of Bluey

We borrowed Before We Met today and I had to hold some chin wobbles 🥹 both great books congratulations!!!

My ass crack is not built for this humidity

no they’re accessories imo

Beth it’s not even lunch time

go to the giant whispering wall!

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mood

I make a blended protein chia pudding thing that’s delish and yes curbs the brain chaos