bro i wanna kiss girls in an insane way today

you could probably say that this guy is libel-proof. but even getting a judge to throw the case out is going to cost the defendants a bucket of money, because there's no federal anti-SLAPP law. so, we'll see what happens I suppose.

i hate that i know these things because of Vic Mignogna

WEED AND SEXUAL THOUGHTS:(

谁懂本来只想摸鱼结果给自己画燃尽了😇
#valveplug #megastar #tfa

thinkin abt garrus again dude i bet he’d be sooooo good to bite and chew on. fuck i miss him

changed my mind umbra is kinda princess coded if u think abt it

Easyjet Airbus A319 and Ryanair Boeing 737 exchanging verbal assaults in their own beautiful airplane language while being held apart, it is up to you to decide whether the airplanes are small or the POV guy is huge

had to break up a plane fight at the airport today

not on my watch ✋

Oh? Prince Starscream is trying to seduce his knight Skyfire? ♡＼(￣▽￣)／♡

#skystar #starscream #skyfire #Transformers

SKYWARPS TELEPUSSY

hnmnmm PART 3 #wavewave #valveplug insecticon shockwave AU

somehow i knew i was a genius for this one actually (<-lying. was actually very embarrassed and is relieved rn)

idk he’s a sweetheart and he’d never do me dirty i want to make him like. idk what cephalons do when they uh um

i’m thinking about fucking ordis again. ⛓️ 🧎 ⛓️ <— in jail. prison even

starscream gives me so much cuteness aggression i just want to see him smashed up 🙈

i might be queer/pansexual but not in the any/all genders way, more in the “some genders, some ideas and concepts, certain visual aesthetics, discordant sound effects, dark story themes” and so forth

i actually think it’s really funny that i don’t wanna fuck any of the slutty warframes but i DO wanna fuck the silly little voice in my ship who occasionally experiences true human consciousness in the purest form: bloodlust

wait no i’m not sorry fuck that. im plugging in the USB that makes the whole orbiter crash rn

dude would anyone flay me for wanting to fuck ordis from warframe. i kinda wanna fuck ordis i’m sorry

Big flustered Star⭐️💕
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#transformers #starbee

they’re doing each other afterward 😝

#starbee #starscream #bumblebee #transformers

Hello there *posts 1 drawing and then never again*

#transformers #maccadams #starbee

old but handsy hf tfp koss.... kinda miss it

running hot #valveplug

talking about pervert things with my pervert oomfs

it’s not even that i don’t want to it’s just like. too much awareness of my own body brings back some yucky memories ya 😔

it’s very weird to admit that i’ve still not kissed anyone either i have been far too afraid of anyone getting physically in my space my whole life and i do feel Really self conscious about it i think i could only tolerate someone who would find it charming or something at this point

if a hot person thinks it’s kinda charming can i Use that

dude genuine question can i be gap moe for being a virgin nearing 30. i gotta find some way not to feel devalued or threatened by my naivety and inexperience

A four panel comic of Transformers Beast Wars characters Cheetor and Rattrap. First panel: Cheetor stands straight towards viewer and is visible from waist up. His eyes are squinted close with a typical anime/manga style making them big. His mouth forms the number three sideways. Rattrap is next to Cheetor and sneezes a white and slightly blue energon beam downwards. His arms are up and the alt-mode's rat tail is twitching upwards. Rattrap's speech bubble is spiky and reads "ACHOOOO!!!" Second panel: A zoom in on Rattrap as a bust shot. A speech bubble without a tail next to him reads "Bless you." Rattrap replies, holding an index finger horizontally under his nostrils "Thanks, Cheetor." Third panel: Cheetor is still the same, and say "Wasn't me." Rattrap stands there looking at Cheetor eyes wide. A small speech bubble is between them with its tail pointing down. It says "Sup?" Fourth panel: A close up of Cheetor's blue crotch having visible shapes of eyes and a mouth full of teeth, and it's looking at Rattrap with a small heart in a speech bubble. Rattrap looks at it with eyes and mouth very big and his whole face is wrinkly and stretched disproportionately. The alt-mode's head on his chest has its eyes stretched cartoonly towards the blue face, veins visible. The lines are clean and simple without variation. Colors are flat with minimal shading.

March of Robots 2026 - Day 11

#Transformers #Beastwars #Cheetor #Rattrap #Maccadam #Harakantassut