@alzassociation.bsky.social 2026 Alzheimer's Disease Facts & Figures report out today! It was once again an honor to contribute to this important document and to compile the facts about what we know about this devastating disease. Download for free at the link below.

2026: The Year when @theonion.com headlines become reality

This is a celebratory Semiquincentennial skeet.

It’s clearly just hallucinating then 🤷🏻‍♂️

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who among us have not had such meetings

for me (on a Mac), if you go to the print menu, you can save as a pdf

very unkind to do to the rest of us on a Monday morning 🫣

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

Undoubtedly

Basically across all ages psychotropic use is highest among non-Hispanic white people

honestly it’s hilarious that he’s trying to fight the pope and the pope is like “I don’t think about you at all”

As a recipient of federal grants from #NIH (for now! 😭) that funds research in my lab, I'd like to sincerely thank American taxpayers on #TaxDay for investing in scientific research that lays the foundation for medical and technological innovation in this country and keeps us ALL safe and healthy

Maybe the OMB Director should know it's not the "National Institute of Health"?

Seems . . . kinda fraudy?

my wife thought it was really funny a few years ago when we went to a reception where I was there as the "early career" person

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tbf some of this is what bad bunny is saying

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

I’m going to be using this line at least three times a week from now on

Just kidding about my RT earlier 🫣

Nope nope nope nope

futurism.com/health-medic...

thank you for sharing that!

(a pleasant surprise to come across one's papers getting shared in the wild)

I'm not claiming to be a hero, but with every Cadbury MiniEgg I eat, that's a dog not getting chocolate poisoning.

I've saved so many dogs.

Seeking a postdoctoral fellow (start: fall) to join my lab at BU. Applicants must have a PhD, experience in neuroimaging (MRI/PET), strong analytical skills, and a publication record. Apply by sending a CV and cover letter (research interests and fit) to mapplab@bu.edu. More info:
bostonmapp.org

Oh my god.

You can't escape Outlook, even in space 🫠

"It is that culture has increasingly ceded authority to systems that mistake information for understanding and speed for judgment."

Any guys out there ever deign to go to booster/board meetings for any of your kids’ activities? That’s all women, too!

“Nice ladies” do a lot of the work of society, full stop.

Just like social media, AI is designed to keep people engaged—
and just like social media, that is almost certainly not a good thing.

(I will close this app now, really.)

love a post with multiple typos!

clearly Chat did not help

This thread is terrifying and exactly what I was talked about this with a colleague last week. OF COURSE people like LLMs and get sucked in because they are so eager to please.

Chat, do you *really* think that draft was well-written . . . or are you just programmed to brown nose?