I’ve been waiting eight books for a Star Wars reference but I never thought they’d have the balls to call a spaceship the Falcon

beginning to think this movie maybe isn't for you

I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

would be a real shame if this sparked a popular surge of women wearing bras as tops out of protest

*I'd* execute the Avatar leaker

*Tafanda Bays* as wedding favors for all guests

nbd, he's just marrying his Ackbar and Winter action figures

that's a bad idea, his skeleton has to be pretty fragile by now

viking funeral

principal photography was Matt Smith as Trioculus

I don't either, I was kind of hoping you'd run with that ball

wow, fuck you too, first sentence

cover of book eight: Tiamat’s Wrath

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

Maul: Shadow Lord is a series that poses the question, what if things actually happened

Vanessa Marshall voicing Rook Kast creates the impression that it’s Hera doing a sarcastic Maul impression

if Lucy Gray had just had access to Snow’s inner monologue like I did she could have saved herself a lot of trouble

iPhone that lasts 20 years

these are Leia’s three other children, they didn’t come up often

the title character of The Truman Show, seen through his side-view mirror, trying to escape his fake small town as traffic comes and goes in response

Your hero lives their life inside a cave. Their failures are dramatic metaphors, their victories just shadows on the wall. The more I learn how stories work the more I see the walls and not the victories. It frustrates me — why don’t they notice that their arc is just a maze we make them run? A simulated struggle on a rail, ironically delineating growth.

Ode to the Genre Aware
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This news comes almost eight years to the day after the Sandy Hook families first filed their defamation lawsuit against Infowars. If the situation is as I believe it to be, the deal still has to be approved by a judge. More soon -

There's a war on for your mind.

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she's seven years older than me so the biggest difference between us is just the standard older sibling/younger sibling dynamic

less, but better at pretending

okay but which Panem District would Maul be from

that's true actually, I can't rule out her wanting to see it

Just realized my sister will be in town on 5/22 so I'm officially not seeing M&G on release day. Feels good, feels like growth.

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.