ffffffff I'm reading Yesteryear but really it is reading me

I don't think that people are mean enough to ICE cops, actually. Some of you have them as family members. What are you doing to shame them?

omg me tooooooooooooooooooooo

scully is so doubtful

Wait wait wait if they made x files today would the smoking man be the vaping man

ruin bars will be full tonight 🌝

hey just a quick update wanted to let everyone know I have reached my final form, my last eeveelution, if you will, um and it's all good!

haha Hideaki Anno really said "touch grass" with that

yes yes yes exactly this. Modest mouse

hi! Ashley expert here. Ashleys only do this when they've lost respect for the platform they're operating on.

like truly this is my Status Update and if you call me on the landline I won't pick up because I'm dialed in. It's busy

actually this dub is pretty good

an* (see that's what we did too)

I'm gonna just treat this like a slow moving chat. that's how we used to do it. time is a important component

haha I'm back

"not a goofball happiness, but a thick beauty"

ok yeah so what if I become the retro throwback kind of poster in which I only say esoteric quotes from songs or movies with secret meanings only I know?

"get over it! you'll die if you don't!"

@eloquentire.bsky.social I was ABOUT to SAY no one liking this is the correct response

end of evangelion dubbed

yes. Fuck that

it's my wife and it's my life!

oops I usually don't let my timeline get this local but it takes like eight hours to get cold cuts from Claudio's so I need something to do, bye returning to being a void who does not live anywhere except on the internet

stg I am going to start preemptively building my grave where passyunk and carpenter meet, and another one at 6th and christian

CAR FREE PASSYUNK NOW

this is the only thing I think about when someone introduces themself as anything but full professor

if ..................

as

almost

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