one day…

oh wow

imagine tweeting

@bsky.app work on it

that’s supposed to be a gif

i’m almost there

you guys get to do institutionalized stealing where you abuse his employee discount policy

stealing

thats bc they’re all over on my feed

might spend a bunch of money on cables and adapters and batteries to finally jump ahead to my all usb-c future

ur an exception ur oomfie <3 more about like, if i’m gonna follow more folks i want to maintain balance

im in the kurt yurt 4ever

looking for more accounts to follow on here and it seems the platform still skews almost exclusively in the direction gay thirst traps / porn or politics (n=8). both of which are whatever but i’m tryna curate

my bad

and did

need

ben stiller liked this we made it bois

preworkout routine:
5-10mg cialis. 1 roll of giant smarties. 100-200mg caffeine.

and they both post absolute garbage

severance except it’s the part of you that posts on bluesky and the part of you that posts on twitter

💯💯we’re gonna get published

showing the barber a reference photo of a guy with cum on his face

who’s to say

wow that’s definitely malpractice, lmk if you need some names of good lawyers

i’m developing a theory that the general aversion to “overhead light” has nothing to do with the lights’ overhead position at all

i love stealing

omg congrats

from recovering from illness? from the weather? from the crushing weight of existence?

that’s what the doctor does in a prostate exam

get into it