My cat barfed on the floor, and right as I went to clean it up she started licking it. And she’s normally so skittish but I could not get her to leave it alone. Makes me wonder what we might be missing

A poster for the movie F for Fake, largely composed of a dark black-and-white closeup of Orson Welles

This movie fucked yalls mothers

i think shadow the hedgehog calling me "babygirl" would fix me

rearranging your insides into alphabetical order

My wife and I were in the health food store and the clerk told my wife she liked her Regular Show tshirt.

Then we got to the car and I was completely furious that I didn’t say “You know who ELSE likes her Regular Show shirt? MY MOM”

Pronouns: she/him
Height: 5’9
Shoe: 11.5
Zodiac: Taurus
Smoke: not anymore but them gummies tho
Tattoos: none
Piercings: none
Fav drink: yeungling

It’s a hopeful chance to start again. Will it fall apart? Probably!

Screenshot from Until the Light Takes, where Fenriz from Darkthrone is looking through some albums and finds a copy of The Ritual by Testament and says “What a cool album.” Seeing a burst of boyish enthusiasm from a jaded veteran who’s seen so much shit is heartening.

This is low key one of my favorite movie scenes

Yeah I’m mtf

Magic
The
Fathering

you ever feel extremely gay and sad

And if you can’t glom on to new stuff (which you can), there’s infinitely more stuff from your youth and beyond you never listened to

That’s what they called me in high school

Left to right: grumpy dog, pissed off cat, smiling idiot all “snuggling” on a couch

Pet pic AND smiling pic

Hansi Kursch definitely qualifies as a silly little guy

All I want in this world is for Kraftwerk to reissue their first three albums and the Organisation Tone Float album

Someone outside the mcu that could wield mjolnir

All I want in this world is for Spotify to upload Kraftwerk’s albums in their original German

I don’t even understand the language, it just sounds a hundred times better

Deltarune

I’m going to the ren faire so I’m going out in public femme presenting for the first time in months I’m big excited

The queer urge to fart in your boss’s chair because you get to sit there while your cubicle is moved around

Yeah I’m all of those

I would be so happy with that

ONION BUBS ONION BUUUUUUUBSSS

I think I have a genuine idea for a tattoo I might go through with

Only Squirters in the Building

One of my stray cats I’ve been feeding got hit by a car this morning. We passed him on the way to work, I think my neighbor who was also feeding them was going to collect him.

I’ll never forgive the people who released them and I’ll never forgive myself for not bringing them inside.

King Tubby & the Lubby Wubby

Lord Phobos!!!

Someone on my fb timeline really said “the grandma from Encanto is toxic af, you can’t change my mind.”

And I’m just like “oh so you saw the movie”