Posts by Shelley M
I had no idea how much I’d be walking around whispering “what the fuck” at the end of 2024. 🤔
Some tips to get through the day…
They’re going to need a bigger graveyard.
What’s your definition of peace lady? #nofaithinhumanity #stupidityabounds
Glad to see Matt Gaetz’s pullout game is strong.
This right here.
I stopped at a gas station more than once to purchase a cheap pair of headphones because of this.
No. Obviously not. Why would you even think that?
Well, I was wondering who would head up the DOJSL - Department of Jewish Space Lasers. 🤷🏻♀️
I thought for sure I’d be struck down by the Jewish space lasers, but windmill cancer it is I guess.
My face whenever a new cabinet member is announced. @timmiller.bsky.social