(I may have made up some of that. But not the part that gives Dear Leader at least year to deport as many anchor babies not named "Barron" as he can.)

In a 6-3 ruling, the Nine Wise Souls just banned universal injunctions except any arising out of the Amarillo Division of the ND Tx and the Fort Pierce Division of the SD of Florida. Because they were told to by future Mr. Justice BOVE, who said he would otherwise tell them to go fuck themselves.

Honks in our favor yesterday were about 30:1 over the occasional flipped finger. Only trouble came from a couple of dudes in a Benz with SC plates who spent 5 minutes trying to stir the pot. Bratty blonde guy in braces asked if I’d gotten all my boosters, then asked if I knew they weren’t real.

A friend (female, lawyer, US citizen) is genuinely and justifiably afraid that she could be next because her BC doesn't match her other docs.

"But there's a proceeeduuurrre!" to update those records. See 2nd pic for my helpful guide for that.

And you girls thought you weren't chattel anymore.🤣

Poor ol Chuckie's getting his book tour disrupted.

The Very Concerned Temple on the Upper East Side appears to have scrubbed the listing of his tour stop. Maybe they'll serve some nice chicken soup to his constituents.

Only deranged dictators from the Champagne region of France are allowed to use the word "Champagne" in their rants. The rest must refer to themselves as "sparkling deranged dictators."

Badger? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!

Open Google Maps.

Search for "Kremlin Headquarters."

Ask for Vlad. He'll be at the pool shed going through the codes.

It’s President’s Day, so don’t forget to send Elon Musk a card.
But not your Social Security card. He already has that.

This from the first man to jump the shark.

Same- now to figure out what to do with it....

Dick van Dyke.

I have just sent more Skies than I ever sent X's.