It's just not plausible that someone is teleporting into a waffle house because waffle houses are anchored sites of hyperreality. I don't think tarot even works in them. If he was claiming that he spatially displaced into a denny's that'd be worth investigating

Metropolis (1927)

Nobody: ... Bad Bunny: (starts into yakko warner singing about the world)

The Chilling of a Sacred Beer

it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet

a digital pencil drawing of a black crowned night heron in red. it has VERY large feet. text says "its ok to be a weird little guy."

This is a deliciously niche joke. I did, in fact, lol.

I look normal but deep down I think about love and the moon a lot

Holy cow, Missoula, please stay at least this weird.

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Rusty, I cannot explain to you how jealous I am.

"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine

Well I heard there was a secret chord,
That Tommy played to call the Dragonzord,
But you don’t really care for music, do ya?

we need a Democratic party for the left

Taping up a picture of David Zaslav on the wall over my computer monitor to permanently cure me of imposter syndrome

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

This is just our country now? Every single day it’s like “Today the Nazi laid off everyone who makes sure there aren’t shards of glass in your ice cream” and we’re all just supposed to shrug and keep going to work and paying our taxes?

Pretty fucking bleak imho!!

Elected democrats may differ from their constituents in that they enjoy total financial security and are unaffected by the kind of precarity that most americans experience but there's one thing about them that is extremely relatable which is that they'd rather post than do their jobs

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

RIP, king

www.vulture.com/article/davi...

Lindisfarne, 793 AD.

For my New year resolution I’m going to work on being less condescending.

(Condescending means to talk down to other people)

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

billie

Rick Berman being shitty and robbing us of some of the queer and women led stories we could have had in Star Trek

Everyone go buy some coffee from Tonx
www.yesplz.coffee

Listen, I think sticking a band into a genre is reductive, all music has its merits, and I'm not here to police anyone's consumption of music or their interpretations, but what in the actual fuck?