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love-filter: Image I'm like cat here, a no-name slob.

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Tak jo. Krátké body:
-bylo to skvělé, běžte taky (pokud je to váš šálek čaje)
-je to kink film, kde jsou gayové (ale furt je to převážně kink)
-scény s jízdou na motorce potěšiyl
-jsem ráda, že na jízdu na motorce měli dvojníky
- čekejte docela explicitní scény

Není to pro každého, ale super!

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Seconded

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On a black background of space, a blue and white Earth just before 'setting' behind the Moon, in foreground, seen from Artemis II, 6 April 2026

On a black background of space, a blue and white Earth just before 'setting' behind the Moon, in foreground, seen from Artemis II, 6 April 2026

Totality seen from lunar orbit, the Moon eclipses the Sun, revealing a view few humans have ever witnessed, a dark disc surrounded by a pale solar corona.

Totality seen from lunar orbit, the Moon eclipses the Sun, revealing a view few humans have ever witnessed, a dark disc surrounded by a pale solar corona.

#Artemis II update: 'Earthset', 6 April 2026, and 'totality', 7 April, seen from lunar orbit, the Moon eclipses the Sun, a view few humans have ever witnessed (pics: NASA)

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„Mysleli jste, že propadneme – tak teď zírejte.“ Jak se korejští BTS po letech vrátili na vrchol Čekání na comeback korejských superhvězd BTS trvalo bezmála čtyři roky, na novou společnou desku dokonce skoro šest let. Vyplatilo se? Novinka Arirang definitivně setřásla okovy K-popu. A servíruje ta...

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Po dlouhé době půjdu do kina. Za týden dám vědět. 🤞🖖😻

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jo a tumblr má hada :D

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Wait. You can just say "we might infringe on your rights" in your Terms Of Service?

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The best April/1.
Frankly, I can't stop cackling like a mad witch in the forest.

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Serj Tankian - Saving Us {Elect The Dead Symphony} (HD/DVD Quality)
Serj Tankian - Saving Us {Elect The Dead Symphony} (HD/DVD Quality) YouTube video by ObeyYourSysteM

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Je jistý žánr hudby a funguje asi jako pizza, hrnek horkého kakaa s bejlísem a ňufací plyšák naráz.

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A headline saying “JK Rowling is very unseat after David Tennant called transphobes ‘little whining fuckers’” over photos of JK Rowling and David Tennant.

A headline saying “JK Rowling is very unseat after David Tennant called transphobes ‘little whining fuckers’” over photos of JK Rowling and David Tennant.

In David’s defense, the only reason he said that transphobes like JK Rowling are little whinging fuckers is because they are, in fact, little whinging fuckers.

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Včera jsem si umývala vlasy a vyčesala dvě plné hrstě.
Kdyby tohle opadalo z kohoholiv jiného, asi už má lysiny, já si radši budu myslet, že přesrsťuju na léto.
Chjo.

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😆😆😆

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This isn’t complicated.

“Every Harry Potter book, movie, video game, stage show ticket, theme park pass, and piece of merchandise that’s sold puts money into Rowling’s pocket, which she can use to keep her crusade against trans people going.”

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Sobotní utkání...

2 weeks ago 39 1 5 0

Jo. Ale zabalit hezky do uzlíčku s pančetou, osmahnout zprudka, dopéct v troubě. Teda. Zatim je to jediné co jsem s tím vařila. Dokážu si představit, že ji dělám na sous vide. Furt je to jen libové maso a snazší je koupit kus krkovice.

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Nedělní motivační okénko.

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its really important that your favourite author be dead for several reasons, mostly because if they turn out to be a absolute piece of work twenty years down the line you can say things like "well theyre DEAD now" which is a satisfying way to end that conversation for everyone

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Svině

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Adult female of a Sumatran frogmouth from Mt. Kerinci National park, Padang, Sumatra, Indonesia

it is looking noble and refined, for a weird litle fluffy bird

Adult female of a Sumatran frogmouth from Mt. Kerinci National park, Padang, Sumatra, Indonesia it is looking noble and refined, for a weird litle fluffy bird

can i just have a moment of enjoyment for the frogmouth in all its forms, for every photo of a frogmouth is A Mood.

exhibit 1: Sumatran frogmouth

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Serotonine...?

Kde jsi?

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Screenshot of a post showing the paperback book covers for Dune and Dune: Messiah, whose titles have been altered to “Paul Is Bad” and “Ok, I Guess I Wasn’t Clear…”

Screenshot of a post showing the paperback book covers for Dune and Dune: Messiah, whose titles have been altered to “Paul Is Bad” and “Ok, I Guess I Wasn’t Clear…”

I’ve read a lot recently about how Herbert meant Paul to be considered “bad”, & I don’t really get it. I mean, sure, he started a holy war & billions died. But, like, the first 2 books are him trying to beat super bad people & shake up a corrupt political […]

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3 weeks ago 2 2 1 0

Hellsite (affectionate)

Klobouk dolu, že vyslechli feedback a vzali to zpátky.

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

Když se tak dívám z okna, tak nevim jestli tam vidim listopad nebo duben.

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

Jde o prezenční nebo online výuku? Jsem osvč - ale pouze online.
Popřípadě když do DM dostanu malý inzerát, může se zeptat kolegů a kolegyň.

3 weeks ago 1 1 1 0

Dobré ráno všem krom tumblr-staff který dnešním dnem rozbil 17 let starý ekosystém, aby z toho začal dělat nový twitter.

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Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.

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