Plotting a move away from Georgia. Its gonna suck. But its for the best for my family and I.

Woke Renaissance

OH MY FUCKING GOD 🔥🔥🔥

New and Exciting Anxieties Gifted to Me by My Three-Year-Old The time she asked me what I was doing, and I said I was stretching my muscles, and she responded, “You don’t have any muscles. I have BIG muscles. YOU have ...

Good morning, please enjoy my @mcsweeneys.net debut:

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A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

“i wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” okay so you aren't a real hater

Hello from the motherfucking beach!!

LIL BANDITO

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

A chihuahua peeking around a chair leg with the text “ me staying away from drama, but suspiciously well informed all times”.

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I LAID DOWN IN THAT STREET! MY FAVORITE CITY’S ARTERy!!!

I FUCKING LOVE THIS IS LORELAI WHO ELESE LISTENS??!!!!

THRIVE MY CHILDREN 🌵🌞🌵🌞🌵🌞🌵🌞🌵🌞🌵🌞🌵🌞🌵🌞🌵🌞

Today is finally warm enough until October that i can move my cactus garden outside. My tiny, pokey children rejoice. 🌵

Hey so NA spirits are starting to fucking rule and I love this one.

Got a tooth taken out yesterday.
Couldn’t keep the tooth, but they saved the crown. Yes, I will be turning it into a totally sick and gnarly ring. 💍 🦷

The Fifth Element

When I say SIR…

Ask him to pronounce Clyo.

*screaming in rural South Georgia*

ABOVE ALL ELSE do NOT search for Abbot & Robby(AbRob imo) either!!

I’m so fucking embarrassed to be from the United States with this insane freak in charge.

Whatever you do, do not search Hucklerobby on google dot com

OH I WANNA HEAR THESE

I will be seated for those games!! 🔥

ANGEL REESE TO ATL LETS FUCKING GO

Mornin’, folks & Happy Easter! 🐰🐣💐

Day 1 of early summer activities, and I am god’s reddest lobster at the holy seafood boil.