I love it

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

cat: i like music but you're asking a lot

me: i can't sing

also me: *sings to the cat incessantly*

my cat: *can't remember where she left a toy 3 seconds ago*

also my cat: *remembers where she lost a treat 3 weeks ago*

Whomst among us, etc

Screenshot of a note which reads: Deadloch has great characters such as Big Eyes, Sgt. Horsehair (a.k.a. Duleese), Sveg, Vajazzle, Dolphin, Bakery Vic, McCuntus, Dog Mum, Morning Sickness, Yes-Mayor (a.k.a. Doctor Mayor), Fucking Hell Adele, Nuggets, Toilets, Madame Chutney Fucker, and, of course, Jason Statham (a.k.a. Who's This A-Frame Motherfucker).

I need to update this for season 2 #Deadloch

Luckily bsky is full of Olds so I don't have to explain lifting up a telephone receiver

Feeling unknown
And you're all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I'll make you a believer

Ohhh, so that's what it's for

Fix your hearts or die.

better to be a known pervert than an unknown pervert

Just watched a video of Andy Weir describing neutrinos and he says they quantum tunnel through pretty much everything and I don’t feel this is an appropriate use of ”quantum tunneling”

Anyway why ask a woman physicist when you can ask a dude novelist

Sending good vibes and gentle hugs! Hope it goes smoothly for you 🫂🫂🫂

A picture of a library shelf with a small rolled up note on it. The note says “read this” in child’s handwriting.

A picture of the note unrolled. In the same child’s handwriting it reads “beware of the future!!”

Still thinking about this note I found in the children’s section of the public library when I worked there back in 2018. This kid tried to warn us…

went to check out the techno rave outside Parliament and I don't think I have the data allowance to share a video from it but let me tell you: there sure is a techno rave outside Parliament right now, celebrating Orban getting ousted

Upward dog

Just watching the cat play with an ice cube, as one does on a Saturday night

Wake up, babes, new memes just dropped

Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

a blue background with a penguin and the words " you got this " on it Alt: amimated gif of blue background with a light blue cheering penguin waving yellow pompoms and the words " you got this! " on it

HYPE HYPE HYPE!

Like many others, my cat checked out the #ArtemisII splashdown

Photo of a mostly black cat (she has white spots but they aren't visible here) lying on a narrow windowsill with her head turned away from camera and looking out the window.

There is a cat bed Right There but she is lying on the windowsill. #caturday

I put the ego in Leggo

something that wrinkles my brain every time I remember it is the fact that total eclipses are only possible on earth because the moon and sun appear to be the same size in our sky, due to the insanely, astronomically unlikely fluke that the moon is 400x smaller than the sun but 400x closer to us.

Katherine Johnson working hard at NASA

Dorothy Vaughn NASA photo

Mary Jackson NASA PHOTO

Artemis II are home safe 🥹

Katherine Johnson, Dorothy Vaughn, and Mary Jackson would be so proud 💜🌙

HOUSTON (AP) — Artemis II’s astronauts return to Earth, ending a record-breaking trip around the moon with a splashdown in the Pacific.

Brian Murphy's character, Mitch Frederick. A large...humanoid in a dark flowy cape/raincoat, pulling a fedora down on his mostly-covered, monsterous-looking face. He's standing on a roof in a Batmany pose, against a blood red background of a full-moon sky.

Emily Axford's character, Bat Child. A young, pale, somewhat monsterous-looking woman with long white pigtails, sunglasses, and what looks like a home-made superhero sidekick outfit. She's holding a parasol with little metal bats hanging off of it, has two katanas strapped to her back, and she's 3-point perching on a neon sign that says "Dolly's" against a blood red background of a small town skyline.

And the dynamic disaster duo (2/2)