SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

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The Onion has agreed to a new deal to take over Infowars The Onion says it has a new deal to take over conspiracy theorist Alex Jones's Infowars media company. If approved, the satirical news website could turn Infowars into a parody of itself.

Y'know, I was just thinking about what a shame it was that their initial purchase of the site was denied. I want this to go through so badly. We're missing out on some serious quality content.

Ben Nichols of Lucero playing an acoustic guitar on the stage of the concert hall at the Stanley Hotel.

This was my 16th time to see Lucero, but I think it’s the only time I’ve seen Ben play a 30 minute acoustic set.

banger

If you asked AI to make a music festival, it would make an exact replica of Coachella.

I got the middle one on the right.

With two strikes and some good pitches. The last one was a good AB to let that ball 4 go.

Coaches are so dumb. Let him get to 100 pitches before you pull him.

I watched the Ken Burns HEMINGWAY docuseries. That dude wrote a lot of great books, but he was a total piece of shit. I'd have offed myself too.

I think it was my introduction to psychedelic art.

Wut?

Protect this man and let him make more shit. WATCHMEN was one of my favorite shows ever.

I can’t remember the last time I ate at Marconi Grill. The Little Rock location closed. There is a good Mexican spot in its place now.

Rory McIlroy Struggling To Fit Big Check Into Mobile Deposit Photo

Rory McIlroy Struggling To Fit Big Check Into Mobile Deposit Photo

The band on stage with lots of green lighting and skulls with long hair on each side

Dance With The Dead at Summit Music Hall in Denver.

I was 10, movies weren’t made by people back then. They were sent down to us from the heavens.

I honestly liked it and THE POSTMAN. If they've got anything going for them, it's creativity.

We need more space!

This has captivated everyone!

Maybe he tried to push her and she dragged him along.

🎺

Aubrey, flying to Dallas wedding in Mar. Try Pecan Lodge brisket weekend? Crave it?

I got this spam text and it’s cryptic AF.

I did not expect to get an email with this title today:

“The Avett Brothers and Mike Patton present…”

Iran is role-playing the Freys from GAME OF THRONES. Maybe they should invite the US President to a colorful wedding.

I’m no historian, but I think society started going downhill when we stopped getting “crunk” and started getting “lit fam.”

To whomever is in charge of walk-up songs for the New York Mets, make Juan Soto’s walk-up song “Smoko” by The Chats. “I’M JUAN SOTO, SO LEAVE ME ALONE, I’M JUAN SOTO, SO LEAVE ME A LONE.”

Operation: Vac-U-Suck

space is cool as fuck.

How long before they charge us to breathe?

PROJECT HAIL MARY was incredible. It’s sci-fi, it’s funny as hell, and it’s got so much heart.