Of course!

Cats when the activity requires zero cats

Shit, cursed by the stars again

What’s the cure for pathological stubbornness

Hi

We’ve taken a deep dive into the history of Now! That’s What I Call Music’s back catalogue today and let me tell you, there are SO many more Phil Collins songs than you realised.

Rosa pretending like she could fight me

He is pretty adorable!

Tiny domestic terrorist update

Would do some dark deeds for a Chicago Town microwave pizza right now

The paperback and eBook (on my Kobo Libra Colour) of Melancholy Delusions with the title on top and my name on the bottom, both in green. Beautiful cover featuring a woman looking into a mirror with some creepy things in the reflection. Cover made by Luke Spooner/Carrion House.

#Booksky, I've been working on a few short stories this year & just wanted to mention that I have a debut short story collection now available.

You can read the first two stories here: read.amazon.com.au/sample/B0DRG...

ALL MY PRETTIES (Hansel & Gretel vibes) & LOST IN TIME (Medusa vibes).

Every fucking website is like “sorry, we don’t employ humans anymore! Try our chatbot for help!”

And every fucking chatbot is like “sorry! I don’t have that information! Good luck!”

*side-eyeing America*

Deathcore bands be like; this song is very personal to me. It’s called Festing Defilement of the Flesh-Rot and it’s forty minutes long.

The idea of Nigella Lawson interacting with Noel Fielding is absolutely dazzling

You’ll find something else, I’m sure of it!

Man. Now of all times, just let the people have their cocaine.

He’s eaten a good chunk of it too 😂

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Yoga with friends

Like…

If you were a Raticate and some dipshit kid threw a Charizard at you, there is no way you would fight it. You would rightfully peace the fuck out.

It’s so depressing that the whole world is going to hell because of one giant stupid fucking baby and that nobody will do anything about the giant stupid fucking baby.

Tiny blond kitten update: he’s actually doubled in weight since November, so he’s not going to be tiny for too long!

The most peaceful start to a new year

I’m hoping to avoid contraceptives altogether but feels like that’s probably the best option