I have had approximately 2 hours of sleep and I somehow managed to poke myself in the eye in the middle of the night, so today I will require all the coffee and sugar.

If you see this, quote with a pic of you in glasses

I immediately sang this to the tune of Pink Pony Club

Any time someone in media says "I loved him like a brother." I feel like it was written by someone without siblings. I would sell my siblings out for Turkish Delight without a second thought.

Starfleet Academy is about teenagers. It's going to be about the things teenagers care about. Star Trek isn't any more woke, you just don't care about changing the world anymore.

It is so clear that everyone who is being reactionary about Star Trek being "woke" simply has not kept pace with the progression of humanity. If you were watching Star Trek when TNG was new, everything progressive about TOS was already "normal". If you watched DS9 TNG was your "normal".

Finally finished Starfleet Academy. What a delightful fucking series.

The barista at my coffee shop knows my order? She knows me? She knows when to ask if I want a muffin and when to not ask anything at all because she is a person and I am a person and we behave like people??????

a penguin is sitting in a chair with the words well now i 'm not doing it behind him Alt: Grumpy Pingu sitting in a chair with the text "Well not I'm not doing it"

I'm really enjoying that the X-Files department has been shut down and Skinner is constantly trying to make him do normal work and Mulder is just this gif.

I am watching x-files for essentially the first time (I have seen lots of it, but never in order) and Mulder is so annoying, but also, I love him. And his reaction to Scully being kidnapped / abducted in S2 is so good. No thoughts, just "save Scully".

Dan is home. We are both exhausted. Every part of me hurts from sitting in awful chairs. I am so thankful for the NHS, but please, buy better chairs.

I have been at the hospital for nearly 12 hours with Dan. We have been waiting for a bed for him for about 9 of those hours. I love the NHS, but I am so tired and so stressed I want to be sick.

A screenshot of a weather app showing the temperature to be 20°c, with a feels like temperature of 24°c.

This is too hot for early April. I'm sorry but it is.

Following the meat and cheese with fancy almond biscuits from Waitrose. I don't think I can ever eat a normal biscuit again.

Spending the bank holiday eating a large amount of meat and cheese and watching the X-Files because I know how to live my life!

I am very, very late to the party, but Sinners is fucking phenomenal, isn't it?!

I am a person who doesn't really like milk or dark chocolate, and yes, I am aware white chocolate isn't really chocolate, but it's delicious and I don't care!

A white chocolate egg with a dark chocolate sheep face stuck onto it. It's wrapped in cellophane.

Was very excitedly presented this by my boyfriend as soon as I got up. "It's white chocolate! And a sheep! It was clearly made for you!"

I am watching Dune: Prophecy and it feels like it was made for me personally. Weird nuns! Sci-fi nonsense! Warring dynasties! Did I mention the nuns?!

Fucking hell, episode 8 of Starfleet Academy has just absolutely broken me.

Yes, that's the joke I'm making. It is actually thematically festive.

It's Easter, so I'm making my friends watch that most festive of films: Dracula 2000.

Illustration of a giant rat with a crown, surrounded by smaller rats. The text "I am the BIG RAT" is above while "that makes all of THE RULES" is below.

I AM THE BIG RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Apparently marrying your cousin isn't that weird in Japan, and Capcom didn't expect a backlash about it from Europe / America. My boyfriend explained this in detail to me last night as if it was vital news I needed to know.

Thank you lovely ♥️

Literally fell over nothing, in front of two colleagues. I feel like a twat, tbh. My pride is more bruised than my ankle, I fear.

Had to get the crutches out, which isn't ideal. Will spend the weekend with it propped up and alternating ice and heat.