What did Tony Romo just say? 👀

Just when we thought the Saints couldn’t look worse at football, there we go proving that we can.

Just logging in to mention what complete ass the Saints are.

DIY > AI

White ladies trying and failing to keep a dark secret has really blown up as a television genre over the past few years.

I know everything is terrible but have you considered eating pasta about it?

Worried about being arrested and imprisoned by ICE? These sheet-pan pupusas will make you feel like you're in El Salvador.

Americans Fall Behind on Car Payments at Highest Rate in Decades Delinquencies on auto loans among subprime borrowers are spiking as consumers continue grappling with higher interest rates.

can't think of a time a surge in defaults on subprime loans for a core necessity for working people has ever augured ill, should be fine

Red Panda 6 - Heartlines Tracklist: Sega Bodega & Dorian Electra - Teenage Dirtbag Seal - Crazy DJ Shadow - Won’t You Be Beck - Nicotine & Gravy Doechii - Denial is a River Charlotte Gainsbourg - Sylvia Says Björk - Human Beh

I made a new mix about finding love in the midst of a crumbling world. I like it, and maybe you will too.

on.soundcloud.com/mT72dRrWm6qR...

In other ways, I’m just hoping I can manage to pay my bills, find work I can do, make enough money, not further injure myself, and do all that while trying not to be a burden on my community. While the world burns. And hopefully there will continue to be funding to cover all this. Good times.

In some ways this is very exciting because they’re saying my body weight will be around what it was when I was 30 years old. It feels like a new chance.

It breaks down like this:

-3 months of weigh-ins, psych evaluation, nutritionist, etc.
-Gastric sleeve procedure end of April
-1 month post surgery recovery
-Est 9-10 months to reduce BMI to safe level for hernia surgery
-Hernia surgery
-1 month post surgery recovery

Well now I have an idea of how long it’s going to take to repair my hernia. The new fun part is going to be figuring out how to survive the next 12 months as a disabled person. I guess some folks do it their whole lives.

Kendrick with more Grammies than Drake has friends

Tom Brady: Say No to Hate

Snoop: Say No to Hate

Kendrick:

During Kendrick's halftime show a man unfurled a Palestinian flag and was chased off stage and eventually tackled and removed by security.

How long before the Chiefs fans start to leave?

The Fox robot would be throwing some trash ass beads

Haven’t heard that damn chant once this game and I love that

Drake needs services of one of those agencies that gives you a new identity

Looking dead into the camera like he knows he’s watching

BAHAHAHAHAHA THERE IT IS

So much furniture about to burn in Philly tonight

Two different companies with flying facial hair themed commercials?

Seal as a Seal

Mountain Dew was like

Personal Jesus is not about Jesus 🤷‍♂️

Hot damn go birds

I want Kendrick Lamar to hold up Scrim, Lion King style, during the halftime show.