I'm sorry but True Blood is truly one of the best shows of our time.

the problem with being self-aware is now i know exactly what i’m doing wrong in high definition

We're doing a firm wide bingo and i just got my first and the first bingo in the firm.

My biggest red flag moralizing weightloss as punishment/reward. That's just outdated and wrong advice.

I had the appointment through a weightloss clinic so I assumed she was a RD, but her advice was NOT RD advice (in my opinion.)

She said some other really out of line things! But i didnt take it to heart. It's basically what I expect nutritionists to say lol.

Theres nothing better for my GC business than when a client tenders to insurance, then the carrier hires some random insurance defense mill and the law firm just sucks.

Makes me look very good. I get a lot of "ugh. We wish it was you."

You and me both, babes.

Had a nutritionist appt today and she said "when you're craving something, just think "I'll eat as much as I want of that when I hit my goal weight. I have to punish myself now for letting myself go, but then when I hit my goal weight it will be a reward.""

So that's how my morning started

I hate being the big sister.

I usually do a birthday trip to somewhere new every year. But not this year, this year I just booked a lake house near Minneapolis because I just miss a good ole Minnesotan summer.

I'm too woke for the Masters, and my dad is rolling in his GRAVE.

I'm doing chicken salad sandwiches; a roasted brussels sprouts, farro, and chickpea bowl; and potentially tuna noodle casserole.

Lattes certainly have their place but I dont think I'll ever stop loving my folders drip coffee with milk and sugar.

We did coffee, breakfast, Costco, Aldi, and cleaned out the fridge. Then I'm going drop my car off for an oil change and do my taxes.

Because they overheat if they are packed away and start fires.

They hold up and you can get them re-soled.

Brain is trash this morning.

My million dollar idea is to create nostalgic tourist towns where everything is from one era. Like a 90s town, and the tvs have cable and no streaming, and if you have a cell phone all it can do is call, and music comes from FM/AM radio, all the cars are from the 90s. Etc.

Not as a status symbol but for two purposes, I want to foster dogs and 2 i want to do permanent changes to a house.

Y'all, i really want a house.

It's so cringe. Also, they reached out and asked me if I wanted to interview and it was a hard NO.

My boyfriend is so strict about my bed time, I want to be annoyed but it is really cute.

(He's very aware that when I dont get enough sleep my mental health suffers)

SOMEONE please get caught up in the Haley Beck sexual assault case so we can discuss these INCREDIBLY embarrassing texts.

Ive been OBSESSED with matzo ball soup from chompies. I've eaten it 4 times in the last 3 weeks.

My dad died 12 years ago today.

I just realized that "cold blooded killer" is called that because it's the opposite of a "heat of the moment" killing.

I've been feeling so "meh" lately I bought a moldavite ring. 🤞hold on tight.

Ami and I went to sushi early and got home early and started the Lamar Odom documentary. I'm so in love.

Hi! Friendly Reminder that the death penalty is bad. Period.

Inception soundtrack. It's my secret focus weapon.