Some little knob goblin pulled the fire alarm in my apartment building ffs. But at least now THX sound will seem to play at a normal volume.

Glances over at YouTube chat…

“I just became really fuckin confused over all this.”

Join the club VaticanOrBust666
We all are.

Line dancing looks fun but I don’t like country music. Can anyone lay down some steps for “Down With the Sickness?”

Lies we were told…
Raw cookie dough will make you sick.
It’s illegal to turn the dome light on in the car while driving.
We live in a democracy.

The world is going to hot shit. At least we still have pizza.

Don’t take your foot off the gas!! Keep em’ under pressure!

A big black cat that’s wearing a blue tee shirt, curled up on my lap. He wears the shirt because he has neuropathy. His name is Loomis!

I’m elevated.
He’s cozy.
Together we are Juggs and Loomis.
💨💨✌️

Aliens:
Zep: What the fuck is that?
Nid: Skin bags call it “phone”
Zep: What does it do?
Nid: I’m not totally sure yet.
Zep: What’s on the screen?
Nid: lots of images, many are skin bag feed.
Zep: What’s that yellow square?
Nid: let me look…
Zep: Fuck I have bear ears!!
zog zog zog (laughs)

Ok that one made me snort. 😂

At least he uses the tree 😂😂😂 I have a $80 piece of furry furniture that I may as well start calling “an art installation!” Maybe set some plants on it or something 😂

Need a little something for a tired soul on a Sunday night. One of those that makes the edges not so sharp…

No. Trust, you want none of this. Those of us that are sane want none of this. In fact is anyone looking to adopt an American…asking for…quite a few friends.

It’s like he’s playing GTA, Call of Duty, and Jumanji at the same time.

Thank you!

New cat lady as of 2 months ago! This is Loomis, he’s 9 and was not given much hope for adoption, a battle with meningitis caused him to go deaf and gave him neuropathy issues so he enjoys a shirt to keep the woogie skins away. But all that means nothing, this house panther loves big!

And the music lives on. Love that.

Available soon! The Hormuz Easy Pass. Unlimited access* to the strait!

*Not valid on
Holidays
Monday
The second or third day of the week
When America says it’s open
Thursday

Anyone wanna get in on this witn me while the lettuce is fresh?

You wanna have a really exceptional pinned post just so a potential followers first impression of you isn’t your most recent post, that could be something like…

“Found a piece of pop corn under my left jug today and wondered, did it fall in as a kernel???”

*slowly pushes away plate with a literal half of cake on it behind the fruit basket.

👁️👁️

Just a reminder on this early spring Sunday, be good to you, relax a while, and the President of the Formerly United States is a total piece of shit in every way a human being can be.

Ok good pep talk fuck!

When your favorite part of the song comes on and you just feel it with your soul!

1000% hooked from the first episode!!

Imma smoke myself into a good case of Gary Busey syndrome come 11 o’clock.*

*You have partook to the point your mouth is a fuckin camels asshole so your upper lip gets stuck to your teeth… 💨✌️

Where the fuck is the uprising? NO ONE is coming to stop this. It’s up to us now. And we’re wasting time. For a revolution, there is no time like the present.

As a sane American from the Formerly United States, DO IT. Boycott this bullshit place across the board! If He and his army of greaseball rats are going to destroy it all, then let it burn, It needs to.

I did not like this day. I’m going into the woods to have a good scream.

Feelin cute, might open the Strait of Hormuz later.

a man in a blue uniform says sorry folks the park is closed ALT: a man in a blue uniform says sorry folks the park is closed

Sorry folks! Strait’s closed! Didn’t you see the Iranian with the sign at the entrance?