I yearn for trinkets

Hiii diva

Buzzcut. Assert dominance

It just makes sense 🙂‍↕️

I've been thinking about this all day

If I went bald and became a rapper I'd call myself Lil Hair because I'd only have a lil bit of hair

Nooo it was a very controlled example 😭😭😭 I didn't sink that deep before I got out

It was for science!!

Thinking about the time when I literally sank myself in quicksand whilst teaching my mother about liquefaction

Yes ma'am!

I was supposed to be going on a date this weekend but it's half past 4 and he still hasn't texted me today 🥴

Happy Winter Solstice
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No doomsday yet, but I'll keep you posted

Not even, just regular real driving 😭

My brain giving my hyperspecific information but I just can't prove it >:[

These premonitions and precognitions are getting out of hand

HI ANGEL!!

You are so right 😌

I fear everything aggravates me

Why is it ALWAYS the most ancient mercs that have to be driving so far up my coochie that I could pick tyres out my teeth

Hahaha all ears for these four 🤣

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Okay so no fistfights then bahahaha

WHAT WHY

Super happy! The winter weather makes them hurt, some scientific thing about blood vessels reacting to cold apparently, but I've had 13 total now so I was anticipating it 😁

I'm sorry diva 😭 I missed you WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FARM

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I had to make sure you weren't having too much fun without me 🤩

In one sitting 🥴