Neymar to Chicago is the funniest timeline

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Exactly!

I had to pull out @tkaur25.bsky.social’s favorite phrase, “points will be dropped” to ease my pain over City’s poor form 💀😭

Auliʻi Cravalho says #Moana's success helped her buy a house for her mom

“We lived in a one-bedroom apartment in Mililani when I was cast. I slept in the bedroom, my mom slept on the couch. She gave me everything. I bought my mommy a house. She's happily retired”

(via People)

Get those masks if you haven’t.
If you have, re up.

Your girl has done it again

Screenshot of order

Diddy is staying in jail for Thanksgiving.

Judge Subramanian has denied his third request for bail.

"...no condition or combination of conditions will reasonably assure
the safety of the community."

PDF of five-page order:
www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...

I will always love this story.

Denis Villeneuve is not interested in making a #StarWars film

• He was once obsessed with Star Wars — calling 'Empire Strikes Back' his most anticipated movie ever

• Franchise was 'derailed' with 'Return of the Jedi' — 'it became a comedy for kids'

• Dislikes the Ewoks to this day

(via Puck)

I have so many I could make a thread of about 20 posts 😭

We have an elite linkup in backyard baseball. I’ll be there day one!

WE'VE GOT 👏🏼👏🏼GUARDIOLA

Me and Pablo BYKE!

US Soccer media shouldn’t be letting the captain of their national team who has lived and worked in FOUR countries already off the hook with this weak ass cowardly “explanation”.

However, when your premier voice is Alexi Lalas… 🤷🏾‍♂️

This is American soccer Less than two years out from the 2026 World Cup, this is what makes soccer beautiful to Tosin Makinde…

New piece from @tosinmm.bsky.social www.goal.com/mundial/this...

Jerry Jones would be footing the bill for GENERATIONS

They ran out the way. Nigga like me diving right under that metal. Cowboys would be playing in Feelzworld in 2026.

somebody tell pulisic 3/4 of the team are first generation immigrants and his man wants them gone lol

Meanwhile, he stealin italian jobs by his mans own standards. That nigga got some NERVE.

People just now clocking what a herb Pulisic is

What was that celebration?

Our food not being safe is so exhausting

There’s no acting left. Colin Farrell took the rest of it in The Penguin.

“Are you enjoying Bluesky?”

Exclusive | Warner Bros. Discovery, NBA Settle Legal Battle Over TV Rights A deal gives the company access to NBA content and rights in parts of Northern Europe and Latin America. Turner will license ‘Inside the NBA’ to ESPN.

‘Inside the NBA’ will be licensed to ESPN and ABC starting next season, The Wall Street Journal reports