Bider or Cideer?

Facial recognition software must be pretty bad news for Superman.

Give him a break. His mind's obviously Frazzled.

And that's why Santa carries anti-venom.

New favourite cartoon landed.

Polyphonic.

Being surrounded by many parrots.

Polygon.

A crime where some utter bastard steals your parrot.

This isn't true.

Nepotism. Member of the successful Greggs family.

Box of cola seems pretty happy today.

It's always fun to find out what your partner has inexplicably never seen.

Mine's never seen The Matrix.

A Bluesky experiment, to guage the groups that have made it over here.

Anyone else following the England -New Zealand #cricket test match?

Beekeepers halt honey awards over ‘huge fraud’ in global supply chain Warnings that genuine products are bulked out with cheaper sugar syrup prompt international congress to withdraw prizes

Must have stung.

www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Gonzo and Rizzo

this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong

Heidi Alexander’s appointment as transport secretary means the cabinet is now 100% state-educated for the first time in history - great stat from @georgeeaton.bsky.social

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Given energy prices, it's the assisted drying bill that worries me.

Idea.

Instead of another parenting podcast, how about an anti-parenting podcast?

Just some non-parents getting together to chat about how f**king annoying parents are.

One thing I appreciate about Parliament is that it can move straight from debating assisted dying onto discussing ferrets.

I've had it. Pretty good but not overwhelmingly so. Give it a go.

Presumably he made her an offer she couldn't resist.

Presumably he made her an offer she couldn't resist.

Blackbird singing in the dead of night?

Probably an owl.

An adorable scumbag.

Dance like nobody's judging your obvious lack of rhythm.

23 million

Theory: the shorter your Wikipedia 'Personal Life' section is, the happier your existence.

I have, of late, from wherefore I know not, lost all my Smurfs.

Vivo en Inglaterra. Siempre tengo frío (o mojado)!

It would feel mean to single any out. I can't claim to have read many but the ones I have I was surprised they were ever published.