“she will be lubbed”—maroon 5 if they were pirates singing about a land lubber

premeditated burger

I love furries because there are brilliantly talented artists who use their skills to paint museum-worthy fetish content

new book rule: stains, coffee spills, waterlogging, all forms of damage are good luck. a few of my favorite books are objectively ruined

A kiss of some sort

❤️❤️❤️

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Fierce.

🤿🐈🚁⛑️🌊🗺️🌏

happy bear chasing behind floating smiling cat

hooray !

WE HIT 400!!! THANK YOU!!! We’ll be doing a plush and art giveaway, more details in the 🧵

Ahhh my border collie’s time to shine. I looove your art.

still a good boy!

my brain is 10% awful puns and 90% filtering mechanism to prevent those puns from going out into the world

haha cute pup who can do no wrong

and another thing,

(THESES: 2/95)

i can’t believe the catholic church had me drinking from the same cup of wine as 100 people. that was so nasty

Oh, to be an old school academic beagle with time to think and write. (🎨 by ~hriscia on FA)

jamming

Realizing I never actually posted any art of Ash on this account. Artist is Snooter Bones!

behold, my first commission in years… and it’s for a human (bottom left) 😅

Tom Grace is a lapsed Catholic sorcerer trying to prove he just has a special talent and isn’t cursed. The campaign is a bunch of unpaid intern detectives trying to scrap it out in the city Spiderman-style. Super fun

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When people who are obviously not genuinely polytheistic say “gods” as an exclamation I cringe very hard

I often think about how if I could stomach being a bootlicking sellout, how easy it would be for me to have a career as a right wing “intellectual”

And another 300+ people :D

Me: Hey doc my mental health isn’t great can i get some meds

Doc: ok. We can see you in a month. That will be $700

Me: hey doc so now my mental health is worse

So dreamyyy

“haha” - friendzone laugh
“heh” - i’m fucking you
“hehe” - you’re fucking me

I’m a simple guy. I see a border collie i retweet and say it’s me

today i learned if you post about wanting more f*llowers your notifications get atomic bombed ten times