$5.80 a gallon for gas.

I find that exercise can add weight as water, especially with weight lifting. The body responds to the muscle development and holds onto water while it's repairing. But if you diet and do light exercise, like walking, the fat and water come off.

So Shilling will be on sale.

Is it a telemetry strap? I have one of those. Just before the pandemic I was taking classes at my gym. I got a month in and was making progress. Then the pandemic hit. I canceled my gym membership and never used it again.

Will there be half-price Orthodox Easter candy sales?

I start flinging handfuls of water at them!

Is that why there was a “some pig” sign on my bed?

Why always right above the bed? Right into the vacuum.

But it’s an American passport so you know it’s worth it.

You can still be a renter and at the mercy of a landlord who may take his time fixing things or decide not to fix it.

After three weeks, my kitchen sink drains again. They had to cut through my cabinets and wall to get to the pipe. I feel like I played a part in fixing it because one of the connections under the sink was still leaking. I adjusted the rubber gasket and stopped the leak. I’m a plumber.

They burn my lips. They’re heavily seasoned.

Tickle my pickle

For Easter dinner, who will be making a meatloaf in the shape of an egg with corn teeth?

Pickle pretzels!

I went out to do some shopping. What’s mistake. People everywhere. Gridlock.

I took today off. Getting tires and a car wash took half the day. I do t know what else to do to enjoy it. I have no imagination and everything costs money.

Tell us the story about it. I bet it’s a hoot.

Kinky

I took my new walking shoes out for a walk. They cut me at the back of my Achilles heel a bit. My one weakness!

All the big news breaks whenever I focus on work for a couple hours.

Only 17 more years until retirement age, not that retirement is possible.

Corporations are constantly clamoring for employee attention. Take the compliance module. New month, new email about our values. Let’s check in with the CEO. IT is sending you obvious phishing emails to see if you’re vigilant. It’s too much. Every day. I can’t delete the communications fast enough.

I’m in corporate compliance module hell!

Exterminate!!

I started drinking diet cola to curb my appetite, and generic because coke is ridiculously priced.

I got half a tank of gas this evening. $5.70 a gallon.

Oh yes!