I only just discovered the pool the other day

At least we can still have our very fast train to Birmingham...

He just needed the right frying pan

Oooo I have never heard this but I love those 3... And that 1

Hi, I'm Jim Shiti

The shadow fist = his wanking fist

Oasis, Boat Race, Cambridge

Stereolab playing live on my birthday

Fuck that penalty shoot out

@ellocognome.co.uk I'm just saying give Eddie a different gnome each week please

James Corden big in America... Seismic shift that

Farke Just made a sub
22:02
#lufc

Yeah.... Seems to know what he's doing
#lufc

Did Gnonto call Ma Farke a slag?
Did ramz like the post?
Does Joseph not like cake?
#lufc

Have... Have we made a load of subs that I just missed... It feels like we must have
... I'm fucking knackered watching this
#lufc

lol Keanu Reeves says exactly 500 words TOTAL across all three John Wick movies. If you eliminate "yeah", the count goes down to 100.

And shit ownership
Doubled up on our wingers so what we needed was a A number 10... Oh wait

Ok one last season #lufc

All good mate I figured it was either you or the dude from cast ;)

James, we were on the same course for a bit and nearly lived in the same house

The Mas que nada Brazil x Nike?

Very sad news about David Johansen: I loved the Dolls OGWT appearance - androgynous, chaotic, ludicrous and hard rocking. I interviewed Johansen in 2022 and he sharp and funny. Farewell - you really made a contribution

Oh no awful but what an absolute star, I still can't stand whispering bob after all these years (and I wasnt even bitten when the dolls played ogwt)

Feels a good time to show my #lufc predictions from August

Is this high Wycombe JP?

Seeing things we mere mortals can't... I won't lie I did a TSK

I read this back to back with fast food nation... Scary stuff

Sev er ance... Do do do do do dooo

I love TS and his into the dragon era hats are simply amazing

Btw music on and football commentary off is the future