Trump saying Iran has no cards is actually pretty funny, when Trump is obviously not playing with a full deck. 😏

LOL. I have the Adm McRaven's _Make Your Bed_ on my bookshelf. 🤓

Trump saying he was “ debriefed“ only means he had to change his underwear after shitting himself again. 😏

Too funny. The moron-in-chief who is the poster-child of crime, saying "Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime." 😏

It's OK, RFK Jr is doing his best to remove medical advances. 😏

Someone was explaining to him slowly, using small words.

"Extortion" is likely the only word in the diatribe that the illiterate orange moron actually knows.

Actually, Trump has long passed the joke phase and is strongly in the menace stage.

Sincerely,
The Rest of the Planet

Ah yes, the federal government has done so well at driving away tourism and business so far.... 🙄

Today's temper tantrum. Trump/USN: "If we can't use the Strait, no one is using the Strait.

100% of the numbers and 'facts' that Trump spews are made-up on the spot. Next time he talks, they will have changed. 😏

You had me at "Scream cathartically into the void." 😏

Not everyone knows that cats are solar powered. 😊

I sure hope they don't breed.

It's one of the routine herbs/spices in my world-famous tomato pasta sauce. I await the haunting. 😏

For me, I can't use fresh cilantro fast enough before it gets wilted. So I chop it up and freeze it with water in an icecube tray, then store it in a ziplock bag in the freezer. I do the same with black coffee cubes, for cocktails. 😎

2/2

🤣 Apparently there's an enzyme involved that for some people, makes cilantro taste like soap.

We have a couple friends who, if they're coming over for spaghetti or lasagna, I have to make a cilantro-free batch of sauce for them.

1/2

Canada will gladly send the US Ambassador here to any country that wants him! Just know that he's going to prattle on about how we should worship Trump and your country should become a US state.

Yes, he's an asshole.

😁👍

By "discussing behind close doors," he means he'll be posting shit every 10 minutes. 🙄

Drump and Kegbreath..... lying.

Even by Nazi standards, MIller is a dick.

People who say "how could you jump out of a perfectly good plane?" I say, I didn't. I jumped out of military planes. There's a difference.

Also, the more pilots I knew, the more I liked jumping out. I only had to worry about the takeoff and climb to altitude. 😏

Actually..... they were crying, knowing they had to return to Trumpland tomorrow. 😏

It's time to put that rabid orange chihuahua down. No tears will be shed.

"Same as you -- Pravda (or RT)"

Sadly

Especially people getting shot in Roman Legion movies. 😁

Her only hope is to die while in office. I can't imagine her being hired anywhere after all of this.

I credit my weight loss to recently developed diabetes. I don't recommend.

Our Italian neighbour -- 87 years old -- was walking up her driveway and said "Bobby, Bobby, you lose weight. Very sexy."

So if anything happens with the wife, I've got options in that demographic going for me. 😏