Yes, but the still image on the right is not moving at a smooth 120 fps. Gotta give it that.

Indoor burgers statistically live longer and have healthier lives than outdoor burgers. If you're adopting, consider keeping your burger indoors.

To be fair, this is also how I react to sports.

101 David Dastmalchians

I need a guitar pedal that makes my guitar sound like RFK Jr's voice.

A little tremolo, some distortion, vibrato

They could call it "The Roadkill"

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it

🎵I said, "Please, please understand
I'm in love with another man
And what he couldn't give me, whoooaaaa oh
Was the one little thing that you can"🎵

The entire song is nuts but this part stands out because it's like the thesis statement

"Sorry, I got a husband but thanks for the baby!"

yaccarino, the yaccmeister, making bad takes, yaccy!

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

(look, technically Angel was a Catholic)

74 going on 360

🎵We didn't come here lookin' for trouble
We're just here do the Space Force Shuffle🎵

[saxophone solo]

I'm at the Woolworth's Bimgers, I'm at the State Laron, I'm at the combination Woolworth's Bimgers and State Laron!

customer: "hey, there's a bug in my sandwich!"

deli worker: "my bad, i'm so sorry, sir"

cia agent: [whispering] "thanks for covering for me"

ANIMAL EAR PROTECTORS

Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small robot children play?

Really sad that they put "baby" in quotation marks. How ugly is this baby?

goddamn

Illustration: The "Sickos" meme where a man labeled "sickos" peers through a window gleefully laughing and saying "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" except the man is Benjamin Sisko from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and the label on his chest reads "Siskos"

Imagine the size of the chip!

Let's do it. I mean, how hard can it be to build a Dyson sphere around the solar system?

Troutman @robotrowboat Boss: Let's put this matter aside for the time being Me: [looking around nervously] Can only you see the time being? Boss: Huh? Me: Is it standing near me? Boss: Who? Me: [on verge of panic attack] The time being 6:33 PM 06 Jan 18

This damn post has absolutely ruined my brain every time I hear someone mention "for the time being." Major kudos to the poster, if I ever meet you in person I will congratulate you and then punch you in the face.

That could literally be an alternate tagline for Moonfall

I feel like this question is the premise of Deep Space 9.

De-pluralize a movie:

Me

(formerly Us)

"Where's Firefly?"

- Jean-Luc Picard

I like the idea that the creator of the ENTIRE universe has a plan and the most important piece of that plan is somehow that Gregg Phillips absolutely needs to eat some hashbrowns RIGHT NOW, I'LL EXPLAIN LATER!!

Gregg Phillips taught me it was ok to be weird and teleport to Waffle Houses