you really have to look out for baseball players these days. they’re everywhere. a few minutes ago i turned on a baseball game and there were like 12 of those fuckin’ guys

another win for the lesbians

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

donny darko meme. First panel says "I made an enlightened third gender for my book." Second panel says "A third gender or is it just a degendered trans woman?" the third panel says "Its a degendered trans woman..."

a regular occurance.

this is now an emote in our baseball discord

Really good video on the packaging of trauma narrative as inoffensive content, but also good about the satanic panic. Also, i'm not surprised Sarah didn't bring it up as it wasn't relevant but the same repressed memory nonsense discussed here also underpins the entire alien abduction phenomenon.

It's time

Eric Adams at a podium in Albanian garb after being granted citizenship

your love is like the
former mayor becoming albanian

panel of shohei ohtani saying "let it hang, sister" as my profile banner

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post from valmillion: i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

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Ordering "frajitas" and saying "mochas grassy-ass" to the server.

A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast.

the bark is a great venue, saw Jeff Lewis play there in 2017ish. wish I could be there!

another sketchy comic. Fanlee removes Spätzle’s smiling mask, revealing that Spätzle is crying underneath. Fanlee gives her a reassuring look, examines the mask, and crushes it underfoot. Fanlee huffs and turns back to say something to Spätzle, but finds Spätzle is already wearing a new mask.

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May the people of Gaza, of Iran, of Venezuela know peace this night and for ten thousand more. May the great machine which trades human blood for capital grind to a halt. May our hands be the ones to stop it.

the key feature of the ratchet effect is that it stops, occasionally. the descent into inhumanity pauses, briefly.

you are allowed to breathe, disengage, rejoice in that the worst was avoided, ignoring the fact that the ratchet keeps turning and the descent continues.

two week ceasefire.

Please keep the Iranian people in your hearts

pioneer 9, pioneer 10, and the jupiter icy moons explorer floating through space, along with a few scattered footballs

nothing to do but watch the game

he was a stewman in an ether factory

*snickers* oh, was there a spaceball today?

watched with a group of people and we all yelled SO LOUD

Movement Advancement Project | Bans on Transgender People Using Bathrooms and Facilities According to their Gender Identity The policies shown in this map prohibit transgender people from using bathrooms and facilities—such as locker rooms, shower rooms, changing rooms, and other sex-segregated spaces—according to their ge...

I absolutely *love* having to consult this website every time I book travel within my own country... /s
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me when I'm checking off my to-do list for caring for my collection of vintage Pontiacs

this is nothing

the hardest part of creating this product was reminding Harper what "bananas" and "caramel" are. He stopped eating solid food in 2019 after buying a crystal on the deep web that promised him he would live to be 150

microdosing "I accidentally became important at work"