Walked into that one, didn't I? 🤣

This Michael Jackson documentary is off its head.

This is true. And I'm not knocking it - I like it actually. Just not entire cans of the stuff.

Nope. As evidenced by the overwhelming scent of teenage desperation. It stayed in my nostrils all day 🤣

It was the 10A. I'm as surprised as you are!

Hahaha 🤣 be careful how you use it, won't you!

Well, I do now. The kid next to me had clearly had a bath in it. I actually like that smell though, you can take the girl out of the council estate...

Pleasant bus journey this morning. Not overcrowded and smelt like Lynx Africa instead of weed and unwashed bodies. 8/10

Full of wisdom and smashing life!

We've got way more character though!

That's horrendous. Kids today don't know they're born!
This is like a Python sketch and I feel officially old 🤣

Just girls subjected to that humiliation! We had to do it on the roads with people beeping and shouting all kinds of vile stuff at us.

Flashbacks of being forced to jog around West Derby in gym knickers have traumatised me!

Shorts?!
Jog?!
What did I ever do to you?

Honestly, I'm slightly blue. My legs would give you snow blindness 🤣

Every friggin year.

Ouch! That's even more of an achievement then! I take my hat off to you, I have the upper body strength of a newborn.

You're doing brilliantly! I think 5 press ups is probably my limit. Amazing cause ☺️

Always ✊🏻

Oh he thought it was hilarious. I swore him to secrecy and he promptly told everyone.

I'm watching Uncle Buck. Fun fact: I once microwaved my brother's socks because of this film. I was trying to dry them, but that only works if they're not novelty, musical socks.
Novelty, musical socks, as it turns out, are basically explosives in certain situations.

Nor should you be. Let that geek flag fly!

Your geek is showing, did you know?

Fantastic! 🤩 no dancing for me today though, I'm moving like an arthritic 90 year old 🤣

I love that 💙

*Gold even 🙄

Nope. Not even a Solid Hold Easy Action to bounce around to. I did get a lollipop for dancing to Don't Stop Till You Get Enough, so not all bad 🤣

How it started and how it finished. Storm Dave has done a number on my hair.

Long Haired Lover from Liverpool made an appearance and that was my cue to leave 🤣

You should've been the DJ, your choices are well better!