Even if the kid remains stupid? Yes, of course that’s the point.

Well, she’s dead, and being dead they can now put any words in her mouth they please. So I’m not going to believe Royal family dead people, the fact they’re going after Meghan and not Andrew should speak volumes but there’s still stupid people I guess.

White hair, pale skin-yep yes already dead y’all.

Is this a competition?

Someone quick ask her what her job is and then ask her if energy prices would be where they are if they did it.

Happy 420 to all who celebrate, because we are.

That too.

Good to see people getting out there having a date night in this economy.

That too.

New “King Ralph” just got greenlit but this time it’s the American presidency and a plumber last in line gets the job.

Ma’am shut up.

When existing is enough.

Which people?

Yes, there has to be.

To everyone that’s manipulating the markets? Yes, I’m sure it is.

Another “deal” signed tonight means a full day of screwing with the markets.

This is what happens when people who peaked in high school get power.

You know what else would be a favor to the world? I do.

My Potato Head ass glasses, the four year old had his on this morning too.

Who you gonna believe? Me or these alcoholic eyes?

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Let’s really make him crazy and talk about the fact there’s nothing stopping him from running for President either if he wanted too.

Toddler poop stand, who hasn’t seen this?

My kids stood like this when they pooped as toddlers, there’s that.

The cats have explained the distribution system to the dogs.

What was this EO for? Axe Body Spray mandatory in every boys locker room? Maxim Hair Color for Men making a comeback?

In Phoenix too, where they’re headquartered! The tides turning…I hope.

Congrats on banning that thing that’s not a thing.

“I smeared my poop all over the wall and cleaned it up myself” but also he’s cleaned nothing up.

Just leave people alone holy shit.