I'm pretty good at doing the first 30% of a cartwheel

She should send them this

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

lady wearing a shirt that has been badly edited to say "I joined BlueSky and all I got was blocked by the technical advisor who tried to cool his phone off in a pool and also this jpeg of a t-shirt"

Screenshot of FF7 for PS1. Barret's text box reads: People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

best practice is to apologize in advance for the noises i make while eating a breakfast burrito

Me: Do you think Gritty and Grimace are cousins?

Interviewer: I meant questions about the job

My heart is in your hands, please put it back into my chest

a wizard (why’s pfp), a skeleton minion (Claude) approached “i’ve read through your notifications, they wish to harm you m’lord” close up on the wizard “oh dear… block them all.” the skeleton minion crawls away “yes m’lord, Claude shall block the non-believers, yes…”

I deeply loathe liberals and centrists who laugh at red states and say they deserve their fate. As if you can't be a good person, or woke, or antifascist, or whatever, because you were born in gerrymanderedland without the financial and social mobility to move easily.

[Tech industry looking up briefly from destroying the world] why does everyone hate us :(

fuck sami zayn. i don’t wanna hear the “it’s obviously satire” argument. i don’t give a fuck. you don’t need to drop ableist slurs for satirical humor. for the company that leans into being so kid friendly, how do you explain to your kid watching that video why people think ableist slurs are funny?

One thing that makes a ton of sense is Anthony Kiedis from the Red Hot Chili Peppers being really into the UFC. There’s so many things that don’t make sense but you hear that and go yes of course. I didn’t know that but I absolutely knew that.

I'm so sick of establishment dems acting like they're entitled to our vote. maybe if they actually ran on principles representative of their base, and actually acted on them when they're in office, they could win.

My latest newsletter: Cory Booker went to Michigan and told the voters who sat out 2024 that the problem was them. I don’t think this is good strategy. www.readtpa.com/p/the-scolding

if you’re one of the lead developers of a website and every decision you make gets so much negative feedback that you have to mass block your entire user base, you don’t have haters, you’re just doing a really bad job.

A comic strip with 2 panels, the first panel shows a person holding a ball with a speech bubble saying "magic 8-ball,am I stupid?" and the second panel shows a different perspective and you can see it's actually a bowling ball.

👍

Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before

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AI sucks and you're being a bad person when you use it, and even the technical advisor of bluesky blocking us (from his new phone after he put his old hot one in a pool to cool it off) for saying so won't make it any less true

A screenshot of "Why" a member of the bluesy team who is blocking me

LOL

hello to everyone else included in the "anti-ai ai haters" blocklist the technical advisor of bluesky just followed 🫡 it's an honor just to be nominated

A swimming pool with a bunch of cars hanging out in and around it

Carpool

New Eddie mural in Segundo Barrio

might be controversial but, my whole thing with Gargamel is that he couldn’t have been all that bad, mainly because he was a cat guy

i bet being in a pool is like jail for the water

I really enjoy how liberals think that voters and nonvoters should learn lessons from elections but not political parties that should actually want to win elections.

The Democratic Party has failed miserably in meeting this fascist moment. It's stunning & it's shameful.

I DID vote for Harris, but I view the cowardly Democratic Party as the party of rollover-instead-of-fight & fascism-lite. They're SO culpable: in Gaza, Iran, w/ our fucked economy, & more.

i voted for her and you people have been telling me to go fuck myself ever since so like

Future Me: Chin-up kid, eventually this breakup will seem insignificant

Past Me: In light of all the joy I experience?

Future Me: Well it's been great chattin'

Asked my therapist if I could read his notes from our last session and it was just a drawing of my face with a line through it