Why you can't 'just use Canva' in the fight against AI slop The Lowest Most Awful for Week 16, 2026

This newsletter was written entirely by the large language model that is my human brain full of words from books I actually read. 

Quite contrary or just online and British? The Lowest Most Awful for Week 14, 2026

The definitive rules for being contrary without sucking the life out of everyone around you and yourself 

The fanfic-ification of comedy and SNL UK's debut The Lowest Most Awful for Week 12, 2026.

It's a shame about the IP and other candid thoughts on SNL UK that someone smarter would keep behind a paywall. 

I'm a talentless, lazy hack and I might as well quit now... The Lowest Most Awful for Week Eight, 2026

Finally hit publish on a newsletter about self doubt and writers block after two weeks of dealing with self doubt and writers block.

Take your Fire Horse to the races and name it Double-Ended Candle. The Lowest Most Awful for Week Five, 2026

Do you really need to go performatively analogue with a $300 journal? Or could you embrace the year of the fire horse by just letting yourself be a little more free?

Making Money: It's the drinks that make it expensive, so I'll be double fisting champers The Lowest Most Awful for Week 3, 2026

New lowest most awful about business and comedy and the business of comedy (bad, but maybe good). Have we forgotten we get to decide when the money is 'enough'?

This year i'm doing more things that feel like this but for my brain

Scromiting into the new year and other cleansing rituals The Lowest Most Awful for Week Two, 2026.

Hitting the ground resting this new year and other creative goal setting 

This Christmas, the only nostalgic thing I want is a single day on the internet without running into an ad or pay wall.

The UK is getting Heated Rivalry late to stop you from firing it up for a watch with your mum post Christmas day.

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It's a shame she's selling, because I think one night staying in the single bed room at Sienna Miller's country cottage might cure everything that's wrong with me

For the freelancer, the real Christmas is whatever day your invoices finally get paid

My kingdom for a beanie without the reservoir tip.

Doing my budget like the Government - spending everything I have and more and hoping that something good happens.

Sometimes i cheat and google translate the answers so that disgusting little owl will tell me i'm clever.

Turns out you can just buy yourself a buff and then everything you do feels like you are in some post-apocalyptic version of survivor. Ready for anything, particularly if that anything is keeping my cheeks and nose warm.

Talking yourself out of going to your local Community Watch Group The Lowest Most Awful for Week 46

Cults, the new Labubu is a JuJu, Chalamet’s marketing genius and more. Find out what’s The Lowest Most Awful this week.

Don't mind me, i'm just wandering around this M&S until I land on the exact combination of picky bits that will heal my soul

Seeing the northern lights must have been so magical before screensavers existed.

The freedom you feel when you think you have more you need to write in a report and then find a way to just format what you have differently instead.

Is slack in browser or in app because the way it insists on moving between both kills me.

In the era of boyfriends making you uncool, I'm rebranding from married woman to pre-divorceè.

Always thinking about a customer who once told me that when they traveled pre-roaming they would make a plan to meet up with their friends at a certain landmark in the town square at lunchtime but they didn't know which day so they would just go back every day until they found each other.

A festive bake from Greggs might be the most disgusting thing I've ever had the absolute pleasure of eating.

Nothing is more girl coded than moving your whole life to the northern hemisphere just to make sure your Chani horoscopes are more accurately timed.

Call me the biggest millenial in the world but contrary to all current marketing and media, I'd like to think my identity is bigger than simple generational divides.

It's so incredibly expensive to have a job you don't like.

Build a Glory Box With Me Pt. 1 The Lowest Most Awful for Week 45

The Lowest and The Most Awful this week including the history of The Glory Box, watching sign-painting documentaries in honour of Zohran’s win in NYC and whether women really are ‘ruining the workplace.’

It's Prue on stage, Prudence at work and Dr. Blake in the bedroom.

Giggling my way into and then somehow back out of suspicion for the rest of the year in honour of Alan Carr's victory.