In a local pub and people are partying as if we made a final. This club needs pest control to come and smoke this shit out. Imagine dancing when you’re going down. Wankers.

Reminder: don’t pin your mental well being on a football club that wouldn’t piss in you if you were on fire. Channel your energy into something positive instead of dwelling on something you can’t change.

Good that tel comes on. Why are we giving so much play time to a loan player? It’s not like Muani ads anything useful. Tel is stuck with us so start him.

a baby girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face . ALT: a baby girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face .

Here we go again

Because 50
Year olds leaving their partners of 20 years for 20 year olds isn’t controversial

The ego so fragile.

That says more about you than me

Leaving your wife if 20 years for a 20 year old is brilliant of course

Ok?

Bridget Christie is twice the person and performer he is.

Steward Lee is a prick though.

Cancellation these days means people disagree with you. Or else all these cancelled comedians that should be but aren’t couldn’t complain on international platforms about it.

Making a blind person the but if your jokes to win an argument? Not cool but in this one also very lazy. It’s not ‘85

Some people make their whole personality being awful on the internet and then complain they’re lonely. There isn’t a loneliness epidemic, there’s an arsehole epidemic.

A gray cat, suspended in midair over a bathtub, limbs splayed out, realizes she has made a poor choice.

Please enjoy this amazing freeze frame from Liara’s bathtub incident last night

There’s a common theme here and it’s not common sense

She’s joining the one who emptied her bottle of water over her seat neighbours because she didn’t hold on to the open bottle whe the train stopped because phone was more important.

Woman in Liverpool Street blocking gate to platform taking selfies playing with fire as people are about to miss their train.

Yes but those stops were in addition ti the other stops we would have made

Having had to do this Glasgow to London due to a storm, the ev thing added 3 hours journey easy on top of breaks anyway. Radio on? Drains battery. Charging your phone on a long drive to keep people posted? Drains battery. Heating on in winter? Drains battery.

No Teresa, that doesn't make you European.

it really doesn't need fixing

I can live with that, keeps the time wasters away

Funnily enough I do

Got to work out how to get the boat on the tube

I'm out to play darts in a bit. With real people, in a real venue.

Good service on the rest of the line. Piss takers, there's no rest of the line 😂

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Cleaned my instagram of arsenal troll content about spurs so now I get this instead. www.instagram.com/reel/DW6UdwL... worth it

Police probe online thugs using social media to torment Jews for clicks TikTok bans creator as Met investigates footage filmed in heart of London’s Jewish community

New: Dirtbag social media "pranksters" have found a new way to amass a bucketload of views and likes - going to areas of London with large Jewish communities and filming antisemitic content.

2 major examples in the last 10 days alone.

Read the full story here - www.jewishnews.co.uk/police-probe...

I feel like this is something Google can easily clarify for him.