Nah, just the dry skin. Hey friend! We knew each other in our 20s. Just caught this post, wanna talk/hang?

It's almost funnier that the Pedopatriots haven't said a word, good or bad, about their "we just heard of Bad Bunny and we HATE him" Superbowl Turning Point Tantrum Half Time Show headliner... Kid Rock.

They really thought they were getting 92 year-old Willie Nelson.

egg

"And honestly, I think part of the reason he’s so powerful is because people are tired of being lectured by men with Rolexes on CNN about affordability in this country."

YES, get pointed and specific, David Hogg.

They always promise all these conservatives are going to mass exodus from blue cities, and yet every year, there they STILL are.

Blaring truck train horns at pedestrians, angrily driving in the traffic they helped create, and complaining about a lack of civic duty while voting against it.

"Notice that every time Mamdani speaks, most people are seeing it AFTER 6pm. This says that people are most likely satiated by dinner and more likely to agree with his statements."

I'd like to enter a bill to cut Jared Leto's fucking hair and trim his fucking beard since jailing him or NOT CASTING HIM is apparently not an option.

But don't let that stop today's lap. God knows American's could use the exercise.

"State Farm Stadium is at capacity for Charlie Kirk!"

Which is 60,000.
US population is 340 mil.
That's .018% of the US population.

It's 10k more than the average for a single Dodgers baseball game.

The average for Taylor Swift's Eras attendance was 68,000. One show. One.

Math.

I'm like anyone. I get up, wash my face, moisturize, start my coffee, and then check that none of the 60 different animals I follow on socials have died. Then I leave for work!

Wii spa. Gotta wash that boy right off.

Smurf’s is kink-coded, I mean just LOOK at it.

I love conservative complaints that Pride is "in their face" like they can't change a TV channel, leave a website, or not walk into a gay bar.

Singing Sam - 1992 Footage, Wall Drug Store, South Dakota (Old Deteriorated Gorilla Animationic) YouTube video by Ecpeze's Mechanical Music

Why didn't they just move the piano closer

youtu.be/nVuJs2WpUBs?...

#walldrug #animatronic #singingsamgorillaman

Royal Kingdom is money laundering; I'm absolutely certain of this.

In these unstable economic times, we are owed an answer.

DOES. A. COVER. LETTER. MATTER. OR. NOT?

Why do I love cruise ship reviews on YouTube soooo much?

Those sunnies though

Five years ago, I ran out of excuses not to teach myself stop motion animation. This was I think, the fourth. I love my cut paper, frame glass, and dried flowers.

#stopmotion #driedflowers #otters #damoon

A little dried character work.

#stopmotion #driedflowers #animation #themarias

From one of the greatest stop-motion films of all time: A Midsummer Night's Dream (1959), dir. Jiří Trnka, Loutkový Film Praha

Trump Warns Springsteen: "He Ought to Keep His Mouth Shut Until He's Back Into the Country" Donald Trump warned Bruce Springsteen to keep his mouth shut while he's touring Europe. The New Jersey musician ripped the president during a recent concert in Manchester.

He was born in the USA... unlike the Golden Calf in office's wife.

consequence.net/2025/05/trum...

#antichrist #bornintheusa #brucespringsteen @consequence.bsky.social

Just impeach the stupid bitch, GOD.

Let's go out and cause some GOOD trouble, y'all.

#CoryBooker

Live: Speaking on Trump, Musk, and America’s Moral Moment on the Senate Floor | Senator Cory Booker YouTube video by Senator Cory Booker

STILL going

m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2ut...

Live: Speaking on Trump, Musk, and America’s Moral Moment on the Senate Floor | Senator Cory Booker YouTube video by Senator Cory Booker

Still going

www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2ut...

Just as the hottest post of the day was linking to an article about Musk using his political power to force Reddit CEO to up censorship..I mean, moderation.

Yeah but they’re going to get away with it. This was brought to you by the “Just Put Those Classified Files Anywhere” bathroom team.

SAY SCREAM