now to beat my banana ...
Posts by l.t.rex
ok i really liked DK Bananza ... till i beat what i thought was the last boss and then got stuck in a tedious series of little mini-levels and boss fights that just kept going and going ... i gave up and now i have to start from the last save which is like ... an hour of work ...
I'd rather be at home smashing bananas ... Am I talking about the DK Bananza game or jerking off ... Who can say ...
Did I take today off just for this ... Kinda ... (But also I did do a bunch of work on Saturday between/in order to meet Hedwig ... So a little that too)
I'm awake ... It's time to bake ... Happy 4/20 !!
The only other thing I've done all week was play the Donkey Kong game on my new Switch 2 ... I really like it, some of the bosses are annoying but it's fun to just smash and punch stuff!!!
Kinky vibes
Ahhhhh John Cameron Mitchell was so nice!!!!!!!!!!
A little under 24 hours until I have lunch with John Cameron Mitchell!!!! (Oh, and some faculty and students too I guess ... )
there weren't a bunch of students there ... but getting to watch them enjoy Hedwig and the Angry Inch was really nice ... they really loved it ...
Really? People keep saying I'm salty and bitter ... :p
Other than having to switch out cords for dumbass reasons the new Switch 2 is fun! Tears of the Kingdom looks fantastic and the DK game is very fun!
my new Switch 2 should arrive tomorrow and on Saturday i get to meet John Cameron Mitchell!
last thing on my to do list for the weekend ... jerk off a bunch ...
Hottie
there are a lot of hot boys in town tourist-ing and only a few of them made me feel old ...
The deep end…photo shoot with Nicholas.
ok a Switch 2 is on its way to me ...
oooh ... the shitty gay couple finally came back to the bar because they know the bartender they pissed off doesn't work on thursdays ...
the world sucks and i'm still sad about my dad ... but today was the first day in a while that was pretty good, i got a lot of stuff done and had a shockingly successful day at work ...
Haircut
Colt Spence's @coltspence.bsky.social friend and roommate Miles Fallon @milesfallon.com has an idea that could help him relax a bit after a long, hard, stressful day at work
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www.g2buddy.com/extrabigdick...
when you run out of clothes to lose in strip poker
Can I retire yet?
ok i gotta start getting some of my shit back together ... i have a promotion to apply to and i'm going to get to meet John Cameron Mitchell next week!
unexpected
Drawing of Steve Rogers gooning in a darkened room. He’s sitting on a couch in front of TV, holding a mid-century vacuum cleaner and pointing its hose at his crotch. Steve’s stars-and-stripes bulge is stuck inside the vacuum’s nozzle, his cock gone flaccid for a little while after covering Steve’s body in many a cumshot. Steve goes cross-eyed into a deep goon state when he feels his soft penis start to grow again, his tongue readily falling out of his wide-open mouth as the vacuum keeps sucking him back to full mast. In the corner, the text says “Steve Rogers Will Come Early for Avengers: Doomsday”.
Steve Rogers Will Return | Avengers: Doomsday (SFWish)