ludwig the kitten loafing on a tan bedspread

goodnight

i just find it funny how you two share the same name... you ain't him!

His wife must be so excited he’ll be around to spend more time with her 😁😁😁

depends on if I need to floss

a picture of a vape battery charging, captioned "HURRYYYY PLEASE"

psychiatrist: feeling any anxiety lately?

me: nope!

also me, an hour before the appointment even started:

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

"hottest man alive" and it's hasan deepthroating another microphone like no one cares

cat leaning into microphone, captioned "WOULD"

spent 10 minutes looking for this image

white man named john trying to act like he invented the pop music industry like okay king

Guinness the black cat dangles upside down from his favourite armchair, his eyes wide and staring and his vampire teeth showing.

GOOD MORNING WORLD

I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY

okay but that was back when the internet wasn't [gestures vaguely] this

come to think of it why are children on social media in the first place don't you have school to go to

"minor" why are you on my discover feed

what a stupid, hateful little bitch oh my god

my gay ass realizing there's multiple mining helmet colors in this game and being particularly upset i don't have the pink one

till he HEY YA!

my savings account:

okayyyyy nuclear trade

hole so tight it emits a sound that only dogs can hear

fart so bad i had to open the window in shame

and to think people are using the data center version of this shit, wasting ungodly amounts of energy and resources to ask it stupid things like math that could be done on a calculator or grammar that could be googled (or learned! in school!!)

dude and bro both, homie if we're friends

decided to try xcode's built-in "ask chatgpt to fix something" feature (running locally on my macbook, fuck data centers)

it took five whole minutes to fix two errors... while introducing five more... i think i'll continue to ignore it lmao

the way i call my isopods my "little dudes" when 90% of them are female

i love asking him "send nudes" knowing he's with his entire family atm

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

lack of an answer is still an answer btw

heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point

it happens too often i have to cover my bases