Left but he quit before he could move lmfao

Guys….the amount of games I lost yesterday from moves missed
But the amount of battles I won because THE BUM BITCH ON THE OTHER SIDE FORFIETED BEFORE THE TURN WAS OVER

There was a battle with my Armarouge in which we def were gonna lose due to lack of speed and we hit the enemy and he had 1 HP-

By far This is one of the funniest picture I’ve ever fucking seen in 30 years on this planet

Correction: ultra rank 2 is actually the depths of competitive hell wtf

Yeah I kind of ate it up with this one
The human body changes as we age
We lose weight
We gain it
It’s natural
Enjoy the ride and document the journey

Thank you Papi chulooooo

This would’ve done numbers on tumblr

oh you're going to paris!

*at the same time*

Kind of need two of my bloomfies on here to rail me

I have the teal one and she’s dead in the water
I can’t play it without it staying plugged in but I LOVE the switch lite sm

Get tf on it babes

NOT IF YOU STAY POSITIVE ABOUT IT

If I get a win streak of 3 or more I keep going til I lose but usually after two wins I stop cause I don’t wanna lose the psychological momentum

Also the power move of having the yellow switch lite
Baddie

Cunt
Cunt
Cunt
Cunt
CUNTY omg

*Heauxtin™ posts every .2 secodns*

Does anyone else get on their hands and knees to clean their apartment floors?
I’m not OCD but it’s an energetic experience to cleanse the home you’re about to be in

I need my 55 year old coworker to send me the micro shrooms she’s been eating
Ya boy is trying to relax for spring break in my new place

Sooooo what do I need to do karmnaically to get a man who physically has arms this big when the timing is right???

Ultra rank 4 is the fucking pits of hell fr

KEEP
FUCKKNG GOOING

I also learned
Win a battle, take like a 10-15 min break

I’ve lost a lot of muscle and mass over the last few months from stress, lack of eating, and not working out due to being injured
But I’m telling you when I get the balls to post a shirtless pic again
The girlies are gonna be gagging

Maybe we should fuck haha

I’m 1 battle away from winning and getting out of Ultra Rank 2 holy fuck

I got hit up by one of those indeed bots and I’m fucking SCREAMING this is the funniest thing ever

100 battles won
Hundreds upon hundreds to go

This is the first 4.20 in a couple of years I’ve been sober and ooof feels decent

Not you wanting twink me