(diss track response)
Alright
Uh huh, uh huh
So, you really hurt my feelings,

A painting of a bird next to the words "why are you so proud of being an asshole?"

cookie monster tweets "PBS" using cookies. someone named "frog stomper" replies: fuck you, fascist. you are a post-modernist psy op. pure evil.

honestly hilarious

sorry i blacked out during the entire interview. can you tell me if i did well

i actually think things will get better if i sit here being anxious and angry about it

scene from Good Omens: "What was it he said that got everyone so upset?" "Be kind to each other." "Oh, yeah. That'll do it."

happy Good Friday to all who observe

How to be a philosopher: when someone asks you a question that you can't answer, kindly and patiently explain to them that their question is malformed.

We went from “what good are the humanities?” to “suddenly, no one can read” in about a year, and the answer to the first question is the disinformation and lack of critical thinking you see all around you. *That* is why you need the humanities. This is what they prevent.

an illustration of two ducklings and a bunny sitting on a picnic blanket art by Ruth Morehead (1926-2004)

i hope this is how March feels

The one thing I miss from last year, and which all Oscars should have, is constantly playing an instrumental reggae cover of 50 Cent.

He’s wearing a McLaren shirt firstly, and secondly, hogging that second chair

(Oldish)

It’s crazy in retrospect how confident and hopeful my generation (millennials) were fifteen years ago. We were making ground-breaking music. We were going to end racism forever. The internet was making everyone kinder and smarter. We had such dreams of a better world.

“We can begin a whole new year together,” said Frog. “We will skip through the meadows and run through the woods. In the evenings we will sit right here on this porch and count the stars.”

“You can count them,” said Toad. “I’m going back to bed.”

Movies can have sex scenes as long as before the scene the characters turn to the camera and explain that it's all pretend so I don't get nervous

The Mufasa movie had no business being that sad!!!

it's Jane Austen's 249th birthday and I hope you'll celebrate by taking a turn about the room, developing a passion for dead leaves, inadvertently falling in love with the last person you could ever be prevailed upon to marry.

Bluesky is nice and all, but I find it has a lot of the same problems as Twitter (other people are on this app, not a big fan of other people).

I'd say the greatest legacy of the English Empire is that everyone still has to learn English, and now people all over the world have to say words like "thorough" and they absolutely cannot say it, which is super funny.

I can help you save money with two easy tips:
1) Don't buy that
2) If you must buy that, there's probably a cheaper version of it that's just as good

you’re singing. the grinch literally just stole Christmas and you’re singing.

(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails

What a start to the #FormulaE season!

MITCH EVANS THE MAN THAT YOU ARE!!!!

This is what life should be like all the time

Aaaaah it’s actually kinda beautiful! 😍

Now that we've normalized posting each other's texts on the internet I talk to everyone like a cautious politician just in case. Do I want to hang out this weekend? Well let me say first of all how much I appreciate our friendship and I look forward to partnering with you on our shared priorities.

I ran across this on FB... @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social - true, very true!!

😭😭🤣🤣🤣

Formula E 😅