They are eating the frogs!

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I appoint myself a pint

I hereby appoint a point as pointy Head of appointments. Point.

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I hereby appoint a clown as Head of Ministry of Art

No eggs

Good X Bad X

I hereby appoint Aiden Pearce as Head of the Ministry of Cyber Security

I hereby appoint Donald Duck as Head of the Ministry of Aviation

Some people you can rip off, others you can’t even get rid of.

Fake news! You can’t tell whilst drowning. Even a trump knows that

Why has @thetweetofgod.bsky.social more followers than me!? Damn you evangelical fanatics!!!

When daddy bought you fries but you know he still hates you

Make
Abysmal
Gastrointestinal
Anomalies

Make
Abominations
Go
Away

(Feyd Rautha is too busy shitting Elon’s bed)

Untrue!
I chose Rabban Harkonnen!

For sure #BetterThanTrump

Not if you’re Republican. In that case, you’re lacking both.

The Count The Barron

🤝 Both to be stopped

To my fellow Americans:
Fuck You. Fuck, fuck, fuck fuckfuckfuck fuckiddy FUCK YOU FUCKING IDIOTIC FUCKS

Rudi Giuliani made some real progress. HAWT!!!

Ivanka never looked greater

Now there we go.
JOBS!!!

Why aren’t any fanatic evangelicals following me already

We need more Mortal Kombat here RIGHT NOW

I would like myself some invite codes per Mar-a-lago

🎶 THE SKY IS BLUE
AND ALL THE LEAFS ARE GREEN 🎶

Dammit folks parler changed A LOT

KENNYYYYYY

Where are the Vikings