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Posts by Patrick Keyte

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Black & White

2 weeks ago 7 0 0 0
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Bluesky saw it last

2 weeks ago 9 0 0 0
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Why do public toilets always have the best lighting?
Excuse the urinals

1 month ago 2 0 0 0
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For thirst for you

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I think my transition into Daddy is complete

1 month ago 14 0 0 0
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For thirst for you

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Smash?

2 months ago 15 0 1 0
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A very severe haircut

5 months ago 9 0 0 0
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Serving profile

5 months ago 9 0 1 0

These are all Londoners including yours truly

6 months ago 1 0 1 0

I’m in one your enjoy

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Well she didn’t even get the bloody chance

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

Paloma needs to use the phrase “I’m not just a faithful, I’m a Paloma Faithful!” #traitors

6 months ago 5 2 0 1
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🪡

6 months ago 14 0 1 0
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Tired and old

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Sunset and soft skin

8 months ago 9 0 0 0
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Werk werk werk werk werk

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Too skinny atm

8 months ago 15 0 0 0
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🪡

8 months ago 7 0 0 0

Twitter age authentication now in full swing but you can’t authenticate your age?

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Photo in the left looks like Glenn Close

8 months ago 1 0 1 0
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🤳🏼

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I wish

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Odd seeing you not wearing shorts

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The curated version of Mykonos holibobs

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I see a theme recurring here

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Come to Brockwell or Tooting avec moi x

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10 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Call me Nanny Pat 👵🏼

10 months ago 6 0 0 0
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The only reason I want a boyfriend is so they can cook me delicious, high protein dinners and lunches that vary every day so I don’t batch cook the same boring stuff all week 🥲

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