Bezos.

Ground beef averaged about $6.70 per pound in March for U.S. shoppers, roughly 16% higher than a year earlier, according to Bureau of Labor Statistics.

Now we know what happens when the cameras are off.

The My Pillow Guy may join him for a three-way.

The My Pillow Guy has some competition.

Yup.

I sure as hell don't want NASA to trust this outfit to build their lunar lander.

I sure as hell don't want NASA to trust this outfit to build their lunar lander.

One who staged it.

Yes. Where is the money owed to Americans who paid more?

A stoic pair in suits and ties,
With weary glares and searching eyes.
Beneath the gold-leafed header’s glow,
The top-shelf bottles stand in a row.
​From Macallan rich to Patron clear,
The "Liquor Cabinet" is gathered here.
A stiff selection, aged and fine—
Perhaps to help them hold the line.

The faithless president.

bsky.app/profile/thet...

This morning's front page.

😁🤔

This is batshit crazy.

Katy Tur -- where is the clip?

MCCOY: Fantastic machine, the M-5. No off switch.

@Mark Hamill went in for an autograph and left with a crash course in comedy, courtesy of Groucho Marx. #ColbertQuestionertExtraordinert #Colbert #MarkHamill #GrouchoMarx TikTok video by colbertlateshow

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He's full of sh!t.

Well, if Trump says it...

During a tense Cabinet meeting focusing on the Iran conflict and increasing prices, President Donald Trump shifted the topic to Sharpies, asserting it shows his attempts to cut government costs. The cabinet members pretended to be interested in his remarks, acting as the loyal sycophants they are.

SAVE OUR DEMOCRACY FROM THIS.

#Midterms

The phrase in this image describes a president corrupted by power, craving admiration, and placing himself above everyone else. It uses political symbolism to depict a scenario that could lead to global destruction, serving as a stark warning about the dangers of unchecked authority. #Trump

The text in this image describes a president corrupted by power, craving admiration, & placing himself above everyone else. It uses political symbolism to depict a scenario that could lead to global destruction, serving as a stark warning about the dangers of unchecked authority.

#Trump
#Midterms