Funnel cake fries (rip) at angels stadium

“Romantic notions of an academic "calling" only enable exploitation” really truly nails it.

I loveeee black lentils and I haven’t been able to find them in years. I used to make lemon mustard potato salad with them and it was so good, now I just use brown ones and it’s still good but I miss black lentils!

It hurtssss

I’ve had a lot of shoulder/upper back pain and I think one of my ribs is out of place. I figured I hurt it moving boxes or something but today I realized it was from hanging on to the pole on the metro and losing my balance 😅

Mine was Forrest Gump, I was 10 I think and I went with friends from the barn and they covered my eyes during the sex scenes lol

I always figured it was because I imprinted on flats in band but if even string player agree well

Excellent plan

My ex landlady and her brother own the property together and when I moved in, the brother was in charge and he took my deposit, and now that she’s the one in charge he doesn’t want to give it back. Too bad bitch! There are laws!

That’s amazing! Congratulations!! I’m super proud of you.

Seriously!! Our audiences were fairly casual but this was beyond the pale

Truly

This happened the last time I played Tchaik 6!!! Right at the end during the most beautiful devastating moment this dude like six rows back lets the phone ring four times before answering it and having a conversation

Omg I know someone who was so hungover he vomited in his tuba because he couldn’t get off stage in time

🤣

It was really awful!! They were elderly and I think they just went peacefully but we are forever the orchestra that killed that guy :(
On a lighter note once a dog ran onstage during our quintet concert

It’s very funny that tr*mp is so non religious that he doesn’t see Jesus in that picture. I’m an atheist and I know that’s supposed to be Jesus lol

Someone died in the nosebleed seats during Mendelssohn 4, and no one noticed until the symphony was over and he was unresponsive 😬 people were yelling for a doctor and the conductor thought they were yelling bravo

I hear this too and I used to tell them hey I can get you free tickets whenever you want!! And they would never go

I just tried a new acupuncturist and I know there are lots of styles but I really hate it when they go deep, please don’t touch my nerves bro 😅

I can’t help it if I’m always right 💁🏻‍♀️

Summer is the worst season
People put too much frosting on cake

I lived in London for six years, next to both Lord’s AND Oval, dated a cricket fan, had it explained dozens of times, and will never understand that game

Agreed!!! I went to a flea market the other day and there were like seven or eight beautiful sound cabinets, and I was like what a waste that they are full of record players

My new apartment group chat is just incessant promos for peoples’ random in home food businesses. Today this guy has dozens of homemade popsicles left and is spamming the hell out of us. Yesterday was the guy whose kids are selling potato chips with sauce on them. Help

Last winter when I was home my parents and I sampled as many goldfish flavors as we could find during our daily happy hour, halloumi needs to happen but only if they can get them to squeak when you chew

feeling socially isolated because others are unable to appreciate how you dress your sandwiches. that’s right, it’s the mayo loneliness epidemic

There are six single socket plugs in my whole apartment including the kitchen, why do people build houses like this

I lived in the tropics for the last 8 years and it was too hot to stand next to the stove or be alive really. I’m being dramatic but it’s not a place to eat soup

I just made soup without getting heatstroke, I’m in my soup era again. A soup renaissance